minggu peliks

allow me to rant my heart out.

after all, this blog is suppose to be about me.

my own perasan bajet bagus ngan muka kekadang mintak penampo blog. tapi takyah la tampar please nanti pipi tembam sebelah, sape nak betulkan? haih. dah start merepek. =p

andyvays, (anyways dalam bahasa igloo) (bahasa igloo doesn't exist, fyi)

to rant, or not to rant?

rant.

so a few days ago, i had a weird day. wait, scratch that. i had a weird week.

it wasn't so weird earlier this week. but tengah tengah tu.. astaghfirullahalazim..

on this one fine day, i kept dropping everything i hold. syndrome butter fingers yang melampau. dah budak mckk, jangan tiba2 perasan ingat i cite pasal band butterfingers tu ya. i know they rock, i love them too, but i'm talking about being clumsy.

best ke maria, type as if you're talking to people?

lantak.

andyvays,

i dropped my phone on numerous occasions. my phone ni agak la precious. bukan agak. memang precious gila la wei. so those times i dropped it, on hard floor, on carpeted floor, on tables, almost in the toilet (fiuhh!!) and on 90degrees elbows, rasa cam time stopped and the sound of the impact cracked my heart open.

melampau kan description?

but because it's precious, it's important and definitely not cheap, rasa sakit kot!

tapi motif jatuhkan phone? memang takde la. dia nak jatuh. aiseyman..

pastu bukan phone je. 

books. 

pens.

even PLC. nasib la PLC tu rosak. kalau tak, mampus nak kena bayar rm10,000++. memang boleh jadi makcik cleaner part time kat company i tu sepuluh tahun to pay back.

ok enough about workplace!

after work, i headed to midvalley kerana mau ketemu rakan-rakan.

it was raining heavily then, and on a slight corner, kereta depan kereta den punya brake lights dinyalakan, maka saya pun tekanlah brake.

pastu suddenly my car started swerving left and right and left and right!!!

woi!! i thought i was going to get into an accident!!!

it was so mighty scary, i cannot explain..

dah la i was driving my kembara!

so swerving left and right was really freaky because i don't want to topple over like an upturned turtle!

eventhough that sounds really cute, but it won't look cute if it was my car that's upturned.. alhamdulillah tak la.

alhamdulillah i managed to control my car. alhamdulillah i did not panic when my car swerved out of control.

alhamdulillah i did not cause any accidents as well.

=')

good thing also, i got a gift from my friend! 

alhamdulillah. rasa ok balik =)

hehee..

the next day lak...

i walked into my office that morning. and i saw my boss and colleague looking at me in a way that, aiyo.. how to describe ek? that mischievous look sort of thing, you know? but i buat dunno je la.

and theeeennnn..

my other colleague ni datang kat i.

dia tanya saya, "apasal u itu macam? saya tada tau!"

i lagi la tak tau. i tanya la dia, apa pasal dia kan.

dia cakap "itu video u punya, kita sume sudah tengok!"

panggeling gelinggg *sound effect kaca pecah*

rupa rupanya, boss pun dah tengok..

apa tak diorang tengok i semacam pagi tu kan. 

jangan cakap la. i memang tak mampu nak tengok bos lepas tu.

bukan merajuk. i was afraid he might not take me seriously. ye la. i'm supposed to be an engineer.. tak serious langsung bila dalam video kan. 

haihh..

so my advise to you young ones.

if you plan to make youtube videos, think about the consequences you might face in future. you think you can stomach your future employers to know and watch your videos? if you insist, make your profile not related to your real name sangat la.. so if they google you, they wont find your 'other life'. ecehhh! hahaha!

but it's up to u.

oh tertinggal pulak. haritu masa tengah jog on the treadmill, i tersadung. yes. i tripped.

and then jatuh atas that board monitor thingy. orang kiri kanan tengok (kot), maka saya terus off-kan treadmill tu, took my bottle and walked away as fast as i could. malu teramat!!

oh well.

despite all the pelik-ness of these few days, i do have a lot to be grateful about.

and one thing's for sure, i have people that cares for me and of course, i thank Allah SWT for the experiences. hopefully i'll learn my lessons, and continue on trying to be a better person.

insyallah~

rasa macam nak makan popia. 

maka saya berchillpopia lah!

place: istana budaya - Secret Life of Nora. memang terbaik!

dress: Poplook

shawl: Calaqisya

outer: Kimono wrap by Calaqisya

belt: Moschino hak milik ibu yang saya kebas. woohoo!

and my favourite photo of recent

place: UTP, Teronoh - 11th Convocation

shawl: Tepi Jalan (bukan nama kedai)

top: Primark

dress: Poplook

bag: CalaMan

my dato' is so handsome! hehehehee!!

and i really can't wait for this weekend =) hope everything will go smoothly, insyallah!

ps: another weird thing.. i've blogged so frequent this week!! pelikssss!!!!!!! okbye.

Lif setan

so i am staying in an apartment now. (sewa bilik jeee~)
and the one thing i don't like about staying here, is the Lift.

yes.

the Lift often makes me feel awkward.
when i'm all dressed up to meet my friends or Dato', then the people in the Lift would stare at me at the corner of their eyes (because i do that too sometimes at girls. guys memang sorry la. no way.)

however, the most persetan moments with the Lift,

i was already late for work one day, and i waited soooo long for the lift. i wanted to take the stairs but i don't like it when the moment i walk down the stairs, the lift would reach my floor. seriously, that can literally make me whip my hijab back and forth!
so~ i waited~
and when it reached my floor, i masuk je, i rasa cam nak tumbuk dinding!
some joker pressed all the floor buttons!!! KURANG AJAAAA!
i had to stop at all levels, and press the close button.
menyampah ok!
sampai office, orang tanya why lambat?, sebab lift lambat doesn't seem like an acceptable excuse. so i just shut up about it.

ok tu 1 case.

another case was when i came back late from chilling with my friends.
i think it was around 1am or 2am.
i was quite tired then, so i wasn't aware of my surroundings.
as i got in the lift, i realised that i was alone.
then suddenly,
one of the lights blinked off. then it started flickering.
"ya Allah, don't la do this to meee", i thought to myself.
masa tu la kannnnnnn all the stupid ghosts in the lift scenes started playing in my mind! i recited Ayat Kursi as steady as i could while staring hard at the level indicator.
but all the while, jantung i dup dap dup dap dup dap like crazy. i can't explain how scared i was...
I WAS JUST FREAKING SCARED!

when the lift stopped at my floor, i ran out sambil jerit (boleh tak..) and cursed at my wild imaginations. and of course i cursed at myself for being such a coward!
and that is why..

I HATE HORROR MOVIES!!! 

kadang kadang masuk public toilets pun i jadi takut. ugh.
oh and i don't like lifts.

peace.

Paint me, don't kill me

Salam!

i ni.

i ni memang.

memang cinta.

cinta gila...

kat extreme sports!!!

woohoo!

so last weekend, my friends and i played paintball at SELAYANG MALL.

it was AWESOME LIKE MAD OK!

and what made it more awesome, was that it was RM60 for 500 pellets!! thanks Ema for getting us the bargain!

and and annnnddddd what made it EXTREMELY AWESOME, was that 

I WAS AWESOME!!!

hahahahhaa!

ok sorry. just kidding!

it was my first time playing but i wasn't that bad!

i did get shot a few times, but most of the time, i was the last one standing.

serious rasa cam main counter strike!

padahal i never played the game.

hahaha!

pakai mask pun kena mata besar.

as if i can kecikkan anyway.

haha!

look at me looking all serious!

because i was really scared. my stomach literally made cartwheels as soon as i reached the place.

first time maaa! scarrryyyyyy!

so this marshall (the guy in blue tshirt), he was teaching us how to handle the gun and stuff.

and then terus pergi pakai mask and vest.

andddddd on to the war zone!!!

oh but first! meet the team!

TEAM 1

TEAM 2

MASK ON!!!!

see this dude here?

can't tell who this is, but i know it's one of the guys. hahaha!

=p

i think we played about 6 games.

i don't really remember, but what i do remember, is that i made a couple of head shots, i killed 3 people when i was the last person in my team to live, and my ass was shot at twice by this dude! kurang asam betul!

hahahah!

pastu i headshot dia at the next round.

so it's all good =p

awww look at us all sweaty and happy!

apasal muka i macam gangsta??

oh well. 

i had LOADS and LOADS of fun!

eventhough i have many bruises from being shot, it was all worth it.

tak sakit pun actually!

so yeah, maybe next round, we can go on Extreme Skytrex! can't wait for that one. woohoo!

oh gosh....

JOM MAIN PAINTBALL!!!!

beeesssttttt doooooooeee..

ps: i wish we had more pics of the war, but memang tak pat la!!! we were all so pumped up to kill and conquer, sampai lupa nak take pics. hehe!!
and all pictures are from Bob. thanks ya for the pics! =D

With Love

now, i have been patient for quite some time now when it comes to ugly comments from anonymous'.

but today, i think i'm going to just have fun with these anonymous.

can ah? can ah?

if cannot, so what. i'm gonna do it anyway.

hehehe!

ok so this one is from my recent post: Mathematics.

*ehem*

so first, this Anonymous apparently doesn't like me 'talking' in English. i don't remember talking in my post Mathematics.. but oh well. i get what he/she trying to say. basically English bugs the crap out of him/her to the point he/she had to call me stupid.

oh then he/she called me destroyer of language, maria eleBURITna. Maria Eleburitna. hmmm.. seriously, is that the best you can do? for a rude anonymous, you sure have no skills at name calling. did you just discover the word? do you even know what it means? it's not even hurtful. i laughed my ass off when i saw that because

1. it's not even catchy!!! you can't even call me that when you see me. right? "hey you're maria elebu..?" it's even too long to finish! hahaha! call me maria ozawa, and yes, i will feel offended. but maria elewatnow? hahahah!

2. i somehow sense that this person is trying to be the next Obefiend. but oh dear, your effort is good, but just because you throw some ugly word in between a name, doesn't mean you can be him. Obefiend doesn't even have to curse but you can feel how ugly it meant. now that's skill.

and there's another 1! well my grammar isn't that good. i don't have any recollection of me telling anyone or even writing it here that i had PhD in English. i know you have PhD, but you don't have to show it off. that's very KG.COM, if you know what that means. which i highly doubt because i think you don't understand anything i wrote anyway.

hahahahaha!

oh wait waittttt! there's moreeee!!

now this comment came from my post Chit Chat.

referring to the first comment, this particular anonymous (which i assume to be the same person as above), is really really hating on English! he/she seems to refer English as language of Dajjal.

i'm not backing up English, but i'm backing up on education. i don't know if this person goes to school or not.. because now, everywhere in our country, maths and science is in english, both in promary and secondary school. college and university, well, everything is in english except malay studies.

so..

i feel bad for you.. but since you're so good at bloghopping, and even using internet! then you should be clever enough to go to youtube and try learn english from there. and then maybe your name calling skills can be brushed up. now that's an idea right!

oh then he/she talks about my shawl and my dignity. honestly, i've been called arrogant most of my life as a first impression, but never bimbo (gedik), which is why i find this somehow flattering. so thank you la for acknowledging that! but of my shawl and my dignity, thanks for the advice but maybe you should give me a picture of you so that i can use that as a reference on how to wear shawl and take care of my dignity. what say you?

hahahahahha!!

i have to admit! at first i was actually pissed when i saw these comments. but then, all i had to do was smirk, and everything seemed funny.

i imagined this person waking up in the morning and thinking "ok today i will hate on...ummm.. english speaking bloggers! and i shall call them burit! woohoo!!". 

translate: pagi ini saya nak benci.. umm.. blogger yang boleh bercakap bahasa inggeris/dajjal! dan saya mahu panggil mereka burit sebab saya baru je belajar perkataan itu semalam di sekolah noob saya!"

or

"ugh i'm so angry!! i want to hate on someone! i want to let go all of my hate on maria!! because she's so awesome!!"

translate: ugh marah nya saya! saya nak benci seseorang! saya nak lepaskan kebencian ini kepada maria! sebab dia sangat awesome dan saya pun nak awesome macam beliau!!"

hahahahahha!!

sorry for being narcissistic + sarcastic there. can't help it!

i hope you anonymous feel honoured with this post. i never do this for anyone! oh and i made this whole post in english SPECIALLY for you! 

so drop a comment ok? oh wait.

YOU CAN'T! haahahhhahahah!!!

peace.

=)

ps: rather than you do this cursing here and there, why don;t you take the wudu' and pray to calm you down? didn't think of that, did you? teeheheee!

i'm cool that way

HELLOOOOOO MY DEAR ATMOSPHERE THAT IS THINNING FROM GLOBAL WARMINGGGG!!

ok. *ehem*


so i've been quite after my accident. but i've met my friends over the weekend. haha!! just trying to say that, I AM HEALTHY AND NORMAL! woohoo!! *high five*

ok. *ehem*


so i've made another video.
and to be honest, when i get comments from some babehs about them liking my videos, i don't know what is it that you like about it. SERIOUSLY!

like, which video are you talking about? when i watch my videos, i honestly felt bored. haha!
so which video is it that makes you LOL, and ROFL, and LMAO, and WTF, and HIMYM, and LALA, etc?

maybe i should do a survey.. oh well.

here's the video!!! i'm a bit nervous though..



EHEM! sorry for the poor sound quality!!!
i don't have proper tools to make this okaayyy! but i do hope you guys enjoy this. heeee.. let me know ok? i'd like to hear your opinions =)


ps:
check this people out!! since they're so nice, writing about me, i share them with you so you can visit them! make new friends that way right? hehee! =D

1. Syafeeqah!! thank you for the post!
2. Aisyah!! thank you putting it up at tumblr!!
3. Ashpaq!! im not sure if he's liking me or making a fool of me.. oh well. the fact that he wrote about me is cool =)
4. Wawan!!! i hope you berjaya pakai shawl belit belit ni!!
5. Jixs!! for putting me up as a fashionista!! terharuuu!!
6. Kiera!! now she's creative to have modified the way i do my hijab to suit her and it looks awesome!!! kudos!!
7. Chenta!! you're the coolest la!!
8. Aisyah Areena!! thank you darling!!!! =D
9. Mida!!! thanks for covering WeSayWell!!! hehe!! <3 u!
10. Sabrina!! another tumblr babe! heee =D
11. Huda!! (from Japan?) thank you babe! haha!!
12. Mawa Hamzah!! your friend is sooo cool!!! haha!!

Jam-whoring

who loves traffic jams? especially during weekends when you're on your way to meet someone and you have been very excited before you left your place.
who does?

I DON'T!

i really really can't understand how jam can happen on highways.
why? why must there be jams?
whats the point of having new roads built and opening new highways?
whats the point of even creating cars with bigger cc's when they're just going to end up driving at 20km/h anyway?

so i was stuck in the jam yesterday, and i was feeling very

and then i stopped myself. 

it's hot in herrr. i should put my shades on.

done. okay, maybe not.

oh bestnya, the cars are moving one inch at a time.

wah! lagi best!! the motorists are zooming past us drivers thinking we're losers coz we're stuck in this traffic. yay for the motorists!

oh wow! now a car is cutting me *without signaling*. i wanna kiss you but i can't. 6789998212. let's all sing Kiss Me Thru The Phone together!! grr..

after about 1 hour of sitting in the car and doing all this nonsense,

meeting him was probably worth the jam  =)

teehee!!

ps: i don't like jams. have i mentioned that already? oh i did. okay. i still don't like them. hehehe =B

Heart wrenching

sorry i haven't been updating since last post. i was kinda having a writer's block. haha!
the video i posted, Teacher Shida Wannabe, was honestly for fun and i didn't even expect it to be so.. i don't know.. accepted? i was kinda ready for the worst. like "ko gila apa minah?", or "you wehdo", or "teacher shida lagi awesome", dan sewaktu dengannya..
i even got my 'biatch' mode on in case i have unpleasant comments! hahaha!
but alhamdulillah, people are ok with it. oh except cutecat100. pfft! =p

i was also featured on Ateyn's blog and Nabila's blog! and the video was also on people's walls on Facebook!
thank you all! lemme give all of you a hug. HUUUUUUUGGGGGG!!!!
hehe! =D

now back to reality!
i've seen videos like this loads of times. on facebook and on youtube. and everytime i watch it, it never failed to make me cry..

do watch this ladies (and men) because these people are our sisters, our kind..





you can find more videos on youtube: HERE


i hope after you watched at least 1 of these videos, you feel what i'm feeling.

1. syukur alhamdulillah we're not where they are
2. syukur alhamdulillah we have our freedom as women
3. syukur alhamdulillah our parents have given us education
4. syukur alhamdulillah we have bright future ahead
5. syukur alhamdulillah men don't mistreat us as badly
6. syukur alhamdulillah we can wear trousers and blouse anywhere
7. syukur alhamdulillah we weren't forced into marriage with an old geezer who turns out to be abusive
8. syukur for everything

also,
9. what can i do for my fellow sisters?
10. how can i help them?
11. why do they have to suffer?
12. why are the men so cruel?
13. when can women in Afghanistan get their rights as HUMAN BEINGS?
14. can i adopt every little girl there and bring them to Malaysia and give them the freedom they need? give them education? give them love?
15. what am i supposed to do now that i know the women there are suffering?

i can't just watch these videos and do nothing. i want to help. i just don't know how and i can't afford to go there and do an 'Angelina Jolie' stunt. my heart aches watching these videos, but what change can i bring?
even Angelina Jolie can't fix the problem which lies in the CULTURE of the people there.
i felt like hiring a thousand hypnotists and take them there and hypnotise every men in the country so that they will change.
but that's impossible and of course, not allowed.

we have it so easy here. we have options and choices.
their options are - life or death. survive or give up. own's life or children's life.

wake up people, we're fortunate! 

we're blessed!

i pray to you Allah swt, please protect the young ones, and give the women a special place in your Heaven, ya Allah. all their pain and sufferings, let it all not be in vain. ya Allah.. please bring justice to them who deserves it.. protect my sisters ya Allah..

let us all pray friends, for the best.. for our sisters.. for changes..
amin..

ps: this post is to remind you the fortunes we have. and to remind you that there are people still suffering in the world.
pps: i deleted the other 3 coz i think 4 videos is too much. heeee.. =p

i cheated.

i'm sorry.. i tried to resist!

but how can i??  i'm only human.. a girl with girly feelings. a sucker for shoes and accessories. padahal takde kena mengena pun. but so what..

you see, the other night, i had dinner with my family. he was sitting at the table behind ours, and him and me were facing each other.
when i entered the restaurant, i already saw him actually, but i just kept my cool. i didn't want to succumb.

pastu, lahai.. duduk nak face each other lak kan. memang lemah la.

so masa i was eating, i saw him looking at me when i looked at him. pastu dia sengih sengih.

i sumpah i tak sengaja tersengih balik!

cepat cepat i tengok my mom and talked to her, but all the while my attention was at him.
he kept smiling at me!!
and because he kept smiling at me, i pun smile back la. to return the favour kan.
amboi!!! makin lebar ok his smile became!
and i couldn't help it. i smiled tunjuk gigi. SENYUM COLGATE OK!!

apa jenis manusia la saya ni.. i just can't help it! i smiled back to his adorable smile, and i felt soooo happy inside, i felt like hugging him, like i want to caress him!

and then my parents who sat opposite of me saw me smiling, and they turned around.
they looked at him.

they both said "awwwww!!! comelnya!!!!"

memang comel.
memang comel.

itu baby, sangaaaaaaaaaaaaat comel.


teehee!! =B

just a thought

why do girls talk tough?

as if they aren't afraid of anything/anyone?



weird isn't it..
i'm a girl (obviously) and sometimes i talk as if i can defend myself, or as if i can belasah anyone that asks for it.
but the truth is, i'm not that strong.
nor am i that brave.
a coloured belt or any form of martial arts exposure won't guarantee our safety. coz in the end, it depends on the situation, and luck.

i'm scared of the world.
things can happen and in a split second, it can all be lost.
i can be lost.

scary dong.

but yeah, why then we girls talk tough when in reality, we know we're not?