minggu peliks

allow me to rant my heart out.

after all, this blog is suppose to be about me.

my own perasan bajet bagus ngan muka kekadang mintak penampo blog. tapi takyah la tampar please nanti pipi tembam sebelah, sape nak betulkan? haih. dah start merepek. =p

andyvays, (anyways dalam bahasa igloo) (bahasa igloo doesn't exist, fyi)

to rant, or not to rant?

rant.

so a few days ago, i had a weird day. wait, scratch that. i had a weird week.

it wasn't so weird earlier this week. but tengah tengah tu.. astaghfirullahalazim..

on this one fine day, i kept dropping everything i hold. syndrome butter fingers yang melampau. dah budak mckk, jangan tiba2 perasan ingat i cite pasal band butterfingers tu ya. i know they rock, i love them too, but i'm talking about being clumsy.

best ke maria, type as if you're talking to people?

lantak.

andyvays,

i dropped my phone on numerous occasions. my phone ni agak la precious. bukan agak. memang precious gila la wei. so those times i dropped it, on hard floor, on carpeted floor, on tables, almost in the toilet (fiuhh!!) and on 90degrees elbows, rasa cam time stopped and the sound of the impact cracked my heart open.

melampau kan description?

but because it's precious, it's important and definitely not cheap, rasa sakit kot!

tapi motif jatuhkan phone? memang takde la. dia nak jatuh. aiseyman..

pastu bukan phone je. 

books. 

pens.

even PLC. nasib la PLC tu rosak. kalau tak, mampus nak kena bayar rm10,000++. memang boleh jadi makcik cleaner part time kat company i tu sepuluh tahun to pay back.

ok enough about workplace!

after work, i headed to midvalley kerana mau ketemu rakan-rakan.

it was raining heavily then, and on a slight corner, kereta depan kereta den punya brake lights dinyalakan, maka saya pun tekanlah brake.

pastu suddenly my car started swerving left and right and left and right!!!

woi!! i thought i was going to get into an accident!!!

it was so mighty scary, i cannot explain..

dah la i was driving my kembara!

so swerving left and right was really freaky because i don't want to topple over like an upturned turtle!

eventhough that sounds really cute, but it won't look cute if it was my car that's upturned.. alhamdulillah tak la.

alhamdulillah i managed to control my car. alhamdulillah i did not panic when my car swerved out of control.

alhamdulillah i did not cause any accidents as well.

=')

good thing also, i got a gift from my friend! 

alhamdulillah. rasa ok balik =)

hehee..

the next day lak...

i walked into my office that morning. and i saw my boss and colleague looking at me in a way that, aiyo.. how to describe ek? that mischievous look sort of thing, you know? but i buat dunno je la.

and theeeennnn..

my other colleague ni datang kat i.

dia tanya saya, "apasal u itu macam? saya tada tau!"

i lagi la tak tau. i tanya la dia, apa pasal dia kan.

dia cakap "itu video u punya, kita sume sudah tengok!"

panggeling gelinggg *sound effect kaca pecah*

rupa rupanya, boss pun dah tengok..

apa tak diorang tengok i semacam pagi tu kan. 

jangan cakap la. i memang tak mampu nak tengok bos lepas tu.

bukan merajuk. i was afraid he might not take me seriously. ye la. i'm supposed to be an engineer.. tak serious langsung bila dalam video kan. 

haihh..

so my advise to you young ones.

if you plan to make youtube videos, think about the consequences you might face in future. you think you can stomach your future employers to know and watch your videos? if you insist, make your profile not related to your real name sangat la.. so if they google you, they wont find your 'other life'. ecehhh! hahaha!

but it's up to u.

oh tertinggal pulak. haritu masa tengah jog on the treadmill, i tersadung. yes. i tripped.

and then jatuh atas that board monitor thingy. orang kiri kanan tengok (kot), maka saya terus off-kan treadmill tu, took my bottle and walked away as fast as i could. malu teramat!!

oh well.

despite all the pelik-ness of these few days, i do have a lot to be grateful about.

and one thing's for sure, i have people that cares for me and of course, i thank Allah SWT for the experiences. hopefully i'll learn my lessons, and continue on trying to be a better person.

insyallah~

rasa macam nak makan popia. 

maka saya berchillpopia lah!

place: istana budaya - Secret Life of Nora. memang terbaik!

dress: Poplook

shawl: Calaqisya

outer: Kimono wrap by Calaqisya

belt: Moschino hak milik ibu yang saya kebas. woohoo!

and my favourite photo of recent

place: UTP, Teronoh - 11th Convocation

shawl: Tepi Jalan (bukan nama kedai)

top: Primark

dress: Poplook

bag: CalaMan

my dato' is so handsome! hehehehee!!

and i really can't wait for this weekend =) hope everything will go smoothly, insyallah!

ps: another weird thing.. i've blogged so frequent this week!! pelikssss!!!!!!! okbye.

(25) things about me that i want to share with you all because i can

1. because Aryana Naziha William tagged me. hehe!

2. you know that Fugly Face contest i entered? well, the talent was polished since i was a little comot girl. seriously!! tak percaya? nah. amik ni:

even though it was simply mengembangkan hidung, but i looked fugly. danggggg~ (pic from 1997 yawww!)

3. i have a black belt in tae kwon do, and i took aikido classes, but i'm still freaking scared of ghosts.

4. i used to have a mole on my right cheek, as in picture above, but it was removed because doctor said it could be cancerous as it was growing. get your moles checked bebehs!

5. i bite my nails. which is why i keep them short often!

6. Dato' (Ir) Maria Elena. amiiinnn~  heee!! =B

7. i just realised that shopping gives me adrenaline rush! hahahahaa!!! alasan.

8. i got 4flat for Manglish ( = malay + english)

9. i imitate people with the most annoying expressions and voices.

10. people always think i'm a snobby bitch bajet bagus memang mintak penampar when they first met me. but i'm not like that at all!!! i just LOOK like a snobby bitch bajet bagus memang mintak penampar. if only you'd believe meeeeeee!!

11. i love writing up blog posts. it's becoming a habit! teehee!! =B

12. saya suka outdoor activities. the dirtier, messier, scarier, challenging, the better!

13. i always wanted a sister. because i like that bond i see among sisters.

14. i want to be HAPPY foreverrrr!!! forev ev eva, ev ev eva, ev ev eva, forevaaa~ oh chris brown, wo tetap ai ni even after u bitch-slapped rihanna. =p

15. i read Harry Potter books, still, when i'm out of books to read.

16. i am OBSESSED with ANTM (America's Next Top Model). teehee!!

17. i will be a GREAT cook. SOMEDAY! *muka penuh semangat*

18. i was a tomboy. the kind that had Moffats hairdo, wore baggy clothes and Charger Outfitter pants passed down to me from my brrrooosss.

19. i don't wear make up but i really take care of my skin. because i want to look good naturally. boleh tak nak confess my narcissism? hehehee!! well, now you knowwwww!!

geli tak? hahahhaahahhaahha! so what. =p

20. i don't hate Justin Bieber. i just don't prefer his songs. except Somebody to Love. sebab ada Usher and Beat Freaks.

21. sometimes i rasa i ramai sangat kawan sampai i tak tau nak ajak sape to hang out. I AM SURE YOU HAVE THIS TOO!

22. window shopping - habit!

23. start couple after SPM ok! before that tak penah ada selera nak ber-boipren. hmph!

24. i am part chinese and part indian and part malay. ibu ada darah bugis some more. means i am a bit of a hot-tempered person. heheee.. =B

25. OK. lastly!! i think i'm 93% of what i write in my blog. if you find me funny, sengal, awkward, lame, whatever, number 10 tu campak jauh jauh! hehehe!! =D

fiuh!
settle pun 25 random things, facts, habits and goals of mine! hehe! ponek den korek otak ni yo. ingat sonang nok pikir 25 porkagho pasal den? haha! demi mengelakkan orang N9 kejar i ngan spanar, i shall not go any further. caghooo~ *sambil tunjuk thumbs up

anyhoos, nak tag orang! saya tag:

Yana/Petisuara

Fifiey

Eeqa

and all of you awesome bloggers out there! just cakap Maria tagged you! =D

ps: kalau u ingat i poyo, ampunnn.. memang poyo pun, but at least im not bitchy! kaaannnn?? hehe!

I won't be the one to disappoint you,
anymore.


ps: i love this version. =B