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Hello hello! Assalamualaikum!
Waalaikumussalam!
wassap maynnn!

ok dah la ek.
it has been a good week so far, alhamdulillah. what's more, i've got a couple of things i want to share!
suka tak?
tak suka sudah. i suka. hmph!
okay, sebenarnya tengah nervous..

why?

because, i nak tunjuk you something maaaa.
siapa kata you cannot mix leopard pattern with green cardigan with ribbons on it??
amik ni!

okay kan?  hahaha!! saje je sebenarnya nak share this one, with no particular reason, whether you like it or not. =p

ok, that's one thing.
another thing is, i have been asked by a few people about skin care. so i've made a video (because explaining it is so difficult!!) and i hope i don't look too ridiculous. please tell me i don't look ridiculous!!!

here's the video! and i hope you find it useful and entertaining. haha!



kih kih!! how is that? informative enough?
i would like to add that you should wear products that suits your skin. not necessarily the exact same as mine.
although, if you have serious case of acne, i strongly suggest Clinelle because it's a dermatological product. i've used the cleanser before this, and it worked! however!! once your acne subsides, change your cleanser to something mild. you don't want to menghakis kan your skin and make it more sensitive than evaaa!
okay? meh kita lompat sama sama. tengok sape lompat lagi tinggi. confirm it'll be me. hahahaha! sorry lari topic. told you i'm nervous!

oh oh! and kalau u think "omg, spiking gila minachi ni!!", ampun ya! i kalau dalam presenting or blogging mode, my english macam flowrate dia tinggi lebih than BM. so, sorry ek!!!

and lastly,

hik hik! i may not be as fashionable as those mentioned in the flyer, but i thought i could stand up for my fellow hijab-ians! (hijabians pun bolehhhhhh~) and since i'm working, it will be challenging, but apo nak kisah!
teehee!

hope you can support us in making this a fun experience!
love you bebehs! muamuahh!

oh oh!!!
ehem.

*Harry Potter soundtrack playing in the background.
i can't waittttt!!! who wants to come with me, put your hands up!! haha!


ps: after your daily routine, make it a habit to smile throughout the day! it's nature's biggest secret to youth. =) and sorry if this post macam aneh. i maluuuu sangat sebenarnya. video tu punya pasal. hahaha!

(25) things about me that i want to share with you all because i can

1. because Aryana Naziha William tagged me. hehe!

2. you know that Fugly Face contest i entered? well, the talent was polished since i was a little comot girl. seriously!! tak percaya? nah. amik ni:

even though it was simply mengembangkan hidung, but i looked fugly. danggggg~ (pic from 1997 yawww!)

3. i have a black belt in tae kwon do, and i took aikido classes, but i'm still freaking scared of ghosts.

4. i used to have a mole on my right cheek, as in picture above, but it was removed because doctor said it could be cancerous as it was growing. get your moles checked bebehs!

5. i bite my nails. which is why i keep them short often!

6. Dato' (Ir) Maria Elena. amiiinnn~  heee!! =B

7. i just realised that shopping gives me adrenaline rush! hahahahaa!!! alasan.

8. i got 4flat for Manglish ( = malay + english)

9. i imitate people with the most annoying expressions and voices.

10. people always think i'm a snobby bitch bajet bagus memang mintak penampar when they first met me. but i'm not like that at all!!! i just LOOK like a snobby bitch bajet bagus memang mintak penampar. if only you'd believe meeeeeee!!

11. i love writing up blog posts. it's becoming a habit! teehee!! =B

12. saya suka outdoor activities. the dirtier, messier, scarier, challenging, the better!

13. i always wanted a sister. because i like that bond i see among sisters.

14. i want to be HAPPY foreverrrr!!! forev ev eva, ev ev eva, ev ev eva, forevaaa~ oh chris brown, wo tetap ai ni even after u bitch-slapped rihanna. =p

15. i read Harry Potter books, still, when i'm out of books to read.

16. i am OBSESSED with ANTM (America's Next Top Model). teehee!!

17. i will be a GREAT cook. SOMEDAY! *muka penuh semangat*

18. i was a tomboy. the kind that had Moffats hairdo, wore baggy clothes and Charger Outfitter pants passed down to me from my brrrooosss.

19. i don't wear make up but i really take care of my skin. because i want to look good naturally. boleh tak nak confess my narcissism? hehehee!! well, now you knowwwww!!

geli tak? hahahhaahahhaahha! so what. =p

20. i don't hate Justin Bieber. i just don't prefer his songs. except Somebody to Love. sebab ada Usher and Beat Freaks.

21. sometimes i rasa i ramai sangat kawan sampai i tak tau nak ajak sape to hang out. I AM SURE YOU HAVE THIS TOO!

22. window shopping - habit!

23. start couple after SPM ok! before that tak penah ada selera nak ber-boipren. hmph!

24. i am part chinese and part indian and part malay. ibu ada darah bugis some more. means i am a bit of a hot-tempered person. heheee.. =B

25. OK. lastly!! i think i'm 93% of what i write in my blog. if you find me funny, sengal, awkward, lame, whatever, number 10 tu campak jauh jauh! hehehe!! =D

fiuh!
settle pun 25 random things, facts, habits and goals of mine! hehe! ponek den korek otak ni yo. ingat sonang nok pikir 25 porkagho pasal den? haha! demi mengelakkan orang N9 kejar i ngan spanar, i shall not go any further. caghooo~ *sambil tunjuk thumbs up

anyhoos, nak tag orang! saya tag:

Yana/Petisuara

Fifiey

Eeqa

and all of you awesome bloggers out there! just cakap Maria tagged you! =D

ps: kalau u ingat i poyo, ampunnn.. memang poyo pun, but at least im not bitchy! kaaannnn?? hehe!

how to conquer your inner Hulk when you're driving!

i saw road rage the yesterday.

this dirty-shabby-dark-blue-Hyundai car took over a shining-shimmering-splendid-Mercedes Benz at a sharp corner a.k.a selekoh tajam.

u can imagine la what happened after.

the merc kejar si hyundai, and i saw the two cars zig-zagged on the highway. the merc cocok si hyundai tu, sampai i lak rasa cam nak nangis. is it the hyundai's fault for overtaking the merc at the corner? mind you, it was not done dangerously. does it hurt so much to be overtaken by a shabby dirty car while yours is as silver as Harry Potter's patronus (it's a silver doe, in case you're not a HP fan)?

just because the merc is a bigger and more expensive car than the hyundai..
merc tu la noob..
tak reti take a sharp corner..

but then, even i have a terrible temper when im driving.

kalau ada kereta nak potong i, and they didn't signal; when the traffic light is turning red when i'm about to pass it; when i want to cut lanes but there're motors in between the lane; blablablabla, i will become Hulk-ish. and it ain't pretty! however, i think i've made progress. i am less Hulk-ish now. How?

here are some TIPS on how to DEAL with raging temper when YOU'RE driving!!

1. instead of flicking your middle finger, make a PEACE sign instead!
2. when you're about to finish the word "BAB...", quickly finish it as "BABA DAN NYONYAAA!!!" it'll make you think of melaka's lovely food! mmmm.. asam pedas...
3. when you're about to finish the word "BOD..", finish it with "BODY KU HOOOOOTTTTTT!!" and insyallah it will become hot! you know what they say: Law Of Attraction! say it and believe it. it will happen! hehe!
4. when you feel like cocoking a car from behind, dig your nose instead! it'll give you the satisfaction of koreking the dirt out your nose thus you'll have cleaner nostrils! or you can rub your eyes, scratch your head or bite your nails. those work too!
5. if 1,2,3 and 4 doesn't work for you, then sing-along to the song on the radio!  
6. if none of the above works, think of this then:

taken from Google Image

how's that? hope it helps!

try to control your temper when you're driving, ok friends? you don't like it when others do it to you, so then don't do it to others la. karma~
we all wanna live just another day. so drive carefully and PEACE!

ps: sorry the picture is kinda obscene, but hey, you did get distracted! hahahahahahahaha!! =p

cute ke?

ok, so i found this video, and i was baffled with her..umm..expressions?
umm..
i don't know... camane nak cakap ek?
this girl, at first, i thought was faking her cuteness. but she managed to grab hold of my attention till the end of her video. i thought she is actually genuinely cute! but she's not my type. i like girls with sharp features and talks lesser than this one. eh, macam lesbo jap. i have a boyfriend ok.


sila lah tengok.

i bet you think she's adorable now kan? but you feel she's a bit weird too right?

kan kan kan??

cute in a weird way..

huh..

(tiba-tiba rasa cam nak pakai eyeliner)

..ok..