my response? my pleasure!

long time ago, there was this period where tagging people at notes in facebook was the coolest thing on earth. remember that?

it was in 2009. 

yeah. 

it was that long ago.

so this one was about answering the questions as sarcastic as you can. so here were my responses!

Rule : respond to these as sarcastic/mean as you could. 
(YR stands for Your Response) 
once u've been tagged, must do!! =) 
happy reading =D 

If an annoying person says : 

1) I am cute. 
YR : hahahaha! my ass lagi cute kot! 

2) I am the most beautiful/handsome. 
YR : hahahaha!! my ass lagi beautiful kot! 

3) See, everyone loves me because I am rich and famous. 
YR : hahaha!! kesian gila! 

4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thing. 
YR : hahaha!! bagus bagus! pinjam assignment ek lps ni! 

5) You don't know me? I am Bruneian artist; I have albums. 
YR : hahahaha!! u sure dont look like one! 


If an annoying hot woman/man says : 

1) I know you like me. 
YR : hahaha!! my ass likes u more! 

2) What are u looking at? I am not interested in you! 
YR : u wish u were. =p (penat asyik gelak je) 

3) Sorry, you're nice but seriously not my type. 
YR : i was going after ur friend. who are u again? 

4) UNLESS you are rich, then don't dream that I will get a ride with you! 
YR : i wasnt offering u.. but ur friend here.. who are u again? 

5) Look, I am pretty/ handsome; I can make people hate you! 
YR : they wont. coz i'm prettier/handsomer than.. who are u again? 


If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says : 

1) I think you and I can make a good couple. 
YR : who are u? 

2) May I have your cell phone number? please please please? 
YR : can. ask dis guy next to me. 

3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night. 
YR : u go ask my mom. 

4) What do you like about me? 
YR : u anak dato' bawak kreta brabus hitam with plate num MAR 14. takde? eh, who are u again? 

5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me soooooooo much! 
YR : too long la sentence hang. lupa dah. 


If your enemy says : 

1) Hi bitch! 
YR : hey.. offended kot org tu u panggil bitch.. 

2) You smell like shit! 
YR : as long as i dont look like u, ok sure. if u say so. 

3) What an ugly creature you are! 
YR : at least i have a bf. 

4) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure. 
YR : kick la. my ass is in the kandang there. 


If your annoying ex says : 

1) I still love you... 
YR : eh u tau tak, hari tu kan, my ex confessed to me dat he still loves me. loser kan? 

2) I know you still love me! 
YR : and then kan, dia ingat i still love him lak tu! pity da poor soul.. hahaha!! 

3) Please, come back with me honey/hubby... 
YR : oh! da worst part was when he begged me!! 

4) Please call me... 
YR : pastu takleh blah.. mamat tu suruh i call dia. ingat apa, i ni public phone? 

5) The break up hurt me so much... 
YR : dah la i ada bf baru!! eh, u were talking to me dis whole time ke? wat were u saying? 


If an annoying salesperson says : 

1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome! 
YR : alhamdulillah. 

2) Seriously, I used this product and I've changed! 
YR : good for u. go get more la. 

3) We are giving a discount up to 50%! 
YR : wow. lucky u! 

4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam. Buy... 
YR : bye bye? wokeh.

teehee!! so be reminded that this was in 2009, back when i was still studying and was still eating karipap while walking to classes. ok i miss karipap.

ALRIGHTEYYYY!!

now i'm tagging ALL of you! if you're bored or want to challenge your sarcasm power with me, be my guest!!! 

this is not a contest ok, it's just for fun!! i know it was soooo last year, but heck, we all have grown up so i'm sure your responses would be different now, right? hehee!!

if your responses are great, maybe i'll make a contest with you guys doing this sort of thing. =B

peace!