Friday, January 21, 2011

my response? my pleasure!

long time ago, there was this period where tagging people at notes in facebook was the coolest thing on earth. remember that?
it was in 2009. 
yeah. 
it was that long ago.

so this one was about answering the questions as sarcastic as you can. so here were my responses!

Rule : respond to these as sarcastic/mean as you could. 
(YR stands for Your Response) 
once u've been tagged, must do!! =) 
happy reading =D 

If an annoying person says : 

1) I am cute. 
YR : hahahaha! my ass lagi cute kot! 

2) I am the most beautiful/handsome. 
YR : hahahaha!! my ass lagi beautiful kot! 

3) See, everyone loves me because I am rich and famous. 
YR : hahaha!! kesian gila! 

4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thing. 
YR : hahaha!! bagus bagus! pinjam assignment ek lps ni! 

5) You don't know me? I am Bruneian artist; I have albums. 
YR : hahahaha!! u sure dont look like one! 


If an annoying hot woman/man says : 

1) I know you like me. 
YR : hahaha!! my ass likes u more! 

2) What are u looking at? I am not interested in you! 
YR : u wish u were. =p (penat asyik gelak je) 

3) Sorry, you're nice but seriously not my type. 
YR : i was going after ur friend. who are u again? 

4) UNLESS you are rich, then don't dream that I will get a ride with you! 
YR : i wasnt offering u.. but ur friend here.. who are u again? 

5) Look, I am pretty/ handsome; I can make people hate you! 
YR : they wont. coz i'm prettier/handsomer than.. who are u again? 


If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says : 

1) I think you and I can make a good couple. 
YR : who are u? 

2) May I have your cell phone number? please please please? 
YR : can. ask dis guy next to me. 

3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night. 
YR : u go ask my mom. 

4) What do you like about me? 
YR : u anak dato' bawak kreta brabus hitam with plate num MAR 14. takde? eh, who are u again? 

5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me soooooooo much! 
YR : too long la sentence hang. lupa dah. 


If your enemy says : 

1) Hi bitch! 
YR : hey.. offended kot org tu u panggil bitch.. 

2) You smell like shit! 
YR : as long as i dont look like u, ok sure. if u say so. 

3) What an ugly creature you are! 
YR : at least i have a bf. 

4) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure. 
YR : kick la. my ass is in the kandang there. 


If your annoying ex says : 

1) I still love you... 
YR : eh u tau tak, hari tu kan, my ex confessed to me dat he still loves me. loser kan? 

2) I know you still love me! 
YR : and then kan, dia ingat i still love him lak tu! pity da poor soul.. hahaha!! 

3) Please, come back with me honey/hubby... 
YR : oh! da worst part was when he begged me!! 

4) Please call me... 
YR : pastu takleh blah.. mamat tu suruh i call dia. ingat apa, i ni public phone? 

5) The break up hurt me so much... 
YR : dah la i ada bf baru!! eh, u were talking to me dis whole time ke? wat were u saying? 


If an annoying salesperson says : 

1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome! 
YR : alhamdulillah. 

2) Seriously, I used this product and I've changed! 
YR : good for u. go get more la. 

3) We are giving a discount up to 50%! 
YR : wow. lucky u! 

4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam. Buy... 
YR : bye bye? wokeh.


teehee!! so be reminded that this was in 2009, back when i was still studying and was still eating karipap while walking to classes. ok i miss karipap.

ALRIGHTEYYYY!!
now i'm tagging ALL of you! if you're bored or want to challenge your sarcasm power with me, be my guest!!! 
this is not a contest ok, it's just for fun!! i know it was soooo last year, but heck, we all have grown up so i'm sure your responses would be different now, right? hehee!!

if your responses are great, maybe i'll make a contest with you guys doing this sort of thing. =B

peace!

53 comments:

sayasayangkamuhamim (: said...

HAHAHAHAHA !
bedekah sorang sorang baca entry ni . paling tak tahan part annoying ex tuh . ^^

NaQ said...

HAHAHAHA *gelak guling2 part ex tu jugak , sebab ayat bersambung , sangat cool ;)

Aida Arisya said...

hahaha u funny laaa maghia..segar balik mata i...terus x jadi tdo...

cik EPAL said...

haha macam nak try buat ah pulak.

Amirah said...

hahahaha seriously mmg lawak tengah malam . sangat klaka!

farahd101 said...

bahahahahahahahahha!
are u trying to make me lie sick on the hospital bed sebab gelak non stop?
hahahahaha
too hilarious...
i lost my voice laughing

~kuyam~ said...

kelakar doooo kamu mariaaa
hahahaha :D

Afiqah Azmee said...

hahahaha this is reallyyyy sarcastic like crazyyyyy! LOL :D

Tun Teja said...

nak buat jugak nih...wiken homework..

eva.ameera said...

seriously hilarious! XD

Mrs. Ismail said...

5) Look, I am pretty/ handsome; I can make people hate you!
YR : they wont. coz i'm prettier/handsomer than.. who are u again?
<- this is the most hilarious answer.. LOL!! then you've prove that you're sarcastic Angel.. keep it up Hunny!! =)

p/s: huh?! Kapipap??? =( u make me feel hungry.. dowh!!

Tun Teja said...

sebab bosan kat ofis,xsempat wiken da buat..hehehhe

Arenyss said...

laughing like heck here! ;D

jameela armann said...

all kena tag ah ni?? ala.. nyesal baca.. hehehehehe....

oh farah said...

haha. siot gila oh!

Anonymous said...

wakakakakakaka...hello.just finished reading your blog.n when u want to do next video with kak anna eh?can't wait! :)

yayala.. said...

bengong tau kalau org sarcasm ngn kite. tapi kite sarcas die blik xpe.bhahaha

told la hejauw said...

hahahah..sumpah lawak...

Melati said...

OWH MARIA!

wawa said...

dah try bwt , pheww penat , byk gila sarcasm , LOL , tp takan dpt lawan sis maria punya :)

nureen afiqah said...

suka part who are you byk2 kali ! hahahha XD

Anonymous said...

http://terfaktab.blogspot.com/2011/01/siri-tafsiran-jantan-perempuan-steady.html

hidayah sapidih said...

hahahaha(gelak guling2)
kelaka la bnde ni :D

Panda said...

LIKE LIKE. :D

nazrul ashraff said...

haha..boleh letak ayat tu kat my novel..hehe..kredit to miss maria elena..wink wink winkk

jameela armann said...

did mine also...
http://namanyajaja.blogspot.com/2011/01/anda-di-tag-sekiranya-membaca-ini.html

i cadangkan buat macam contest.. tapi tak naklah hadiah nya pensel 2b dengan pensel box kaler pink! tak mo!

N said...

hahaha... best post kak maria! suke!

Bux Beunavista said...

haha! ohh maria, u're so so soooo humourous! kahkah :)) keep on smiling me okee, n i'll keep reading you dear :))

Nur Syarina said...

macam nak try je. good tips.:D

Fitrihadi.com said...

.....

i have no idea about what I wanna say because you've taken my words... you're so creative... and sarcastic..lol.

Mint said...

this. is. so. cool. <3

Maria Elena (Zarul) said...

hehee!! thank you thank you =p can't believe i was this sarcastic 2/3 years ago. hehe! =p

Emma Kamal said...

Maria ! Maria ! Gila lawak siot hang ni. Babe, i nak copy yg part annoying ex tu boleeeeeeeeeeeeee ? HEHEEE.

.iLiana. said...

thanks for providing a temporary escape from my boredom :)

Wan Nor Umairah said...

Seriously sengal gila! Haha. BTW, I'm redoing it too. Check this out.
http://wannorumairah.blogspot.com/2011/01/sarcasm-is-fun.html

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Anne J said...

ROFL... >_<

/Dayah/nurul/dayak said...

i would like to try :)

ara said...

thankz..
=]
nak try laaa..

oshin said...

i had been tag ur name in here . huhu http://oshinlove.blogspot.com/2011/01/ketiduran-awal-omg.html

A I N A said...

LOL

missnanako said...

nak try buat! :)

SizZLing SuZai said...

salam cik maria ^^
ohhh..ini kah sarcastic itu..huhu BLUR blurrrr..mcm best ni..insyAllah akn dibuat juge n make sure u'll make it as a contest k..hahaha

neway. nice meeting u yarrr.. ^^

miss f said...

Hi Maria,

I saw u at the chic pop bazaar yesterday. I nak tanye about the way you pakai your scarf. It's nice and loose, inside boleh pakai the maysaa wrap band snood.

Boleh tolong ajar x how to, please?

Thanks!

kerolizwan said...

i'm addicted to your blog. SERIOUSLY!

umi said...

ahah.. MAR 14 plate number dulu my arts teacher (named MARIA of course! heheh) pakai on her crv back when i was in form 3. taktau lah skang ada lg ngn dia ke tak sbb orang skang crazy dengan plate no. cantik sanggup bayar mahal2! heheh.,

yep, im the bitch, so suck it. said...

these are probably the most BORING ASS comebacks I've ever seen, your English sucks, you can be the new definition of "Fashion Disaster", along with your wannabe friends. People like you makes me feel relieved to be away from Malaysia.

It's harsh, BUT SUCK IT SISTER, you don't even cut to be a bitch like me.

alkesahnye said...

cool :D

Maria Elena (Zarul) said...

wooaaahhh!!!

'yep, im the bitch, so suck it.'

hehee!! i agree! i don't cut out to be a bitch like you! what for anyway? i never want to be known as a bitch. so u suck it yourself la. i tanak. thanks for the offer though! =D

still the same bitch said...

I am still not offering anything, L-face, I am making a statement. It hurts to see fashion ruined by amateurs.

muhsin aminudin said...

Who's the bitch? I'm paying well.

Ayob said...

wow,ur good in parody !

E::Z::A::N ♠ C::O::M::OT said...

wahahaha!!! i'm new in blogging.. but i can say this, MariaElenaZarul is AWESOME!! seronok dpt jumpa malay girl dare to be peliks! n her awesome gf's too...

p/s: who is this bitch again?? hahaa