How Malaysian Are You?

A simple quiz for malaysians who thinks they're malaysian enough.

1. When you go to makan nasi banana leaf, you makan with:

a) fork and knife

b) fork and spoon

c) right hand

Ans: right hand la! Unless because tangan ada severe case of eczema or sebab tanak tangan pijau sebab nanti nak kena pegang baby, no excuses man..

2. What is malaysia's signature drink?

a) teh ais

b) teh o ais limau

c) sirap 

d) ais kosong

Ans: ALL! 

3. What is malaysia's signature kuih?

a) croissant

b) karipap

c) waffle

d) donut

Ans: Karipap!! Ikea pun tau.. 

4. When you're tired sitting on your chair all day, what do you do?

a) go walk

b) do jumping jacks

c) change position of legs, and duduk bersila 

Ans: So obvious. You duduk bersila on your chair.

5. When you go travel overseas, what do you do most of the time?

a) look at scenery

b) talk to locals

c) convert their $ to MYR

Ans: always, always, ALWAYS, convert their money to ours to know whether some things are worth buying or not! 

6. What do you call an elderly lady working in the service industry when you need their attention?

a) ah hello madam

b) oi oi

c) cik~ cik~

d) pssssstttt

Ans: cik!! it's short form for makcik. But calling makcik sounds kinda rude, so cik is better. 

7. How do you choose who goes first in any difficult situation?

a) ask for volunteer

b) lat tali lat

Ans: no brainer. Lat tali lat tali tamplom, tamplom sampai esok.

8. The weather is hot lately. What do you do?

a) switch on aircon 24-7

b) eat ice cream 24-7

c) go shopping mall

d) go to the park

Ans: go shopping mall. Free aircon. Aircon at home only when night time, if necessary.

9. Your child fell down and starts crying. What do you do?

a) carry them and take them far away from people

b) buat dunno je

c) care for them and say "kan dah kata"

d) laugh at them

Ans: most people would tend to their child and would not miss the chance to say "i told you". It's normal.

10. Your child is misbehaving in public. What do you do?

a) tell them they have 3 seconds to change

b) glare at them and send threats via telepathy

c) spank them in front of everyone

Ans: telepathy is a super power malaysian mom's have with their kids. I see it all the time. A look, and the child will try to reconsider how they should behave afterwards. Either afraid of the consequences, or daring to challenge their limits.

So how malaysian are you?

Hehe!! Just doing this for fun je. 

Merdeka was days ago and i wanted to write something more patriotic, but i just couldn't find something that would be 'casual'. Maybe next time =)

Now that it's school holidays, be careful and stay safe!