melatah

assalamualaikum~

watashiwa maria desssss!!

kombawaaaaa!

oh cuba la saya nak meng-cutekan diri dengan menggunakan bahasa jepun bajet anime (mata besau dah ada...), namun hakikatnya saya tak cute macam "cute" tapi cute versi pipi tejojol.

i just uploaded this picture on instagram yesterday, and mashaAllah..
ramainya kata watashiwa dah tembam des.

and ada juga yang ingat saya dah pregnant....
sob sob.. nanes kua hinus..

i think since i've become a Mrs., all people are anxious about hearing next is the "baby news".
and every happiness of mine, for some, means i'm pregnant, therefore i am happy. padahal i makan nasi putih, ayam goreng dan kicap pun boleh buat i happy..

i'm not pregnant yet.

and if asking if i am pregnant is a polite way of telling me that i'm fatter now, then.. ok, i kurangkan makan nasi putih, ayam goreng dan kicap. hehehehe! =p


secondly, (kalau ikut formal letter format, tak perlu state no.1) i ni boleh tahan kuat melatah la. i'm a bit jumpy for some reason. ok, not a bit la. more than a bit. a little bit more. pun boleh. =p
i don't remember how it all began.
but lantaklah. i melatah and that's that.

it used to be a lot worse before. i used to melatah bahasa entahpape with gaya. and if someone surprised me with "wah!!", i will melatah "wahh!!" dengan gaya ikut apa badan nak buat. i was that spontaneous..

now i've trained myself to melatah positively. most of the time i melatah "ya Allah!!".
but equally most of the time juga, i melatah "opocot mak kau!"

dulu kat uni pernah la ramai gak la kawan jawab balik, "apa? mak aku apa?", and so i tried stopping myself from melatah that way again.. but it's really hard..

what more kalau bila terkejut bertubi tubi.

the other day i went to watch a horror movie, Mama, with my sis-in-law, Fatin Liyana (the super famous doctor blogger ihikkk!!) and my mom-in-law. mak aih.. it's like any other ghost movie. not particularly scary, but the element of surprise tu, memang surprising lah!!

first terkejut "ya Allah!!"
second "opocot mak kau!"
third "opocot bontot!"
fourth "aiyoyo!!"
fifth "hocococohh!!"

semakin banyak terkejut bertubi tubi, semakin merepek.

astaghfirullahalazim..

i think this pic best show how selebet we can be when we couldn't be bothered.

orang kata kena basahkan lidah dengan zikrullah sentiasa so that the beautiful names of Allah SWT will meresap masuk jiwa kita dan insha Allah, Allah SWT akan sentiasa in our hearts and minds. 

and orang kata kalau nak a new habit to stay, practise for 21 days, and in sha Allah the brain will accept it as a new habit.

so now, i need someone to terkejutkan i everyday for 21days and make sure all those times i melatah dengan zikir zikir seperti "Allahu akbar!", "subhanallah!", "alhamdulillah!" dan sebagainya.

.... husband?

(memang tak lah. kalau dia buat, i rasa i yang merajuk after 2nd day. gahahannenabhaha gelak terabur)

salam!