minggu peliks

allow me to rant my heart out.

after all, this blog is suppose to be about me.

my own perasan bajet bagus ngan muka kekadang mintak penampo blog. tapi takyah la tampar please nanti pipi tembam sebelah, sape nak betulkan? haih. dah start merepek. =p

andyvays, (anyways dalam bahasa igloo) (bahasa igloo doesn't exist, fyi)

to rant, or not to rant?

rant.

so a few days ago, i had a weird day. wait, scratch that. i had a weird week.

it wasn't so weird earlier this week. but tengah tengah tu.. astaghfirullahalazim..

on this one fine day, i kept dropping everything i hold. syndrome butter fingers yang melampau. dah budak mckk, jangan tiba2 perasan ingat i cite pasal band butterfingers tu ya. i know they rock, i love them too, but i'm talking about being clumsy.

best ke maria, type as if you're talking to people?

lantak.

andyvays,

i dropped my phone on numerous occasions. my phone ni agak la precious. bukan agak. memang precious gila la wei. so those times i dropped it, on hard floor, on carpeted floor, on tables, almost in the toilet (fiuhh!!) and on 90degrees elbows, rasa cam time stopped and the sound of the impact cracked my heart open.

melampau kan description?

but because it's precious, it's important and definitely not cheap, rasa sakit kot!

tapi motif jatuhkan phone? memang takde la. dia nak jatuh. aiseyman..

pastu bukan phone je. 

books. 

pens.

even PLC. nasib la PLC tu rosak. kalau tak, mampus nak kena bayar rm10,000++. memang boleh jadi makcik cleaner part time kat company i tu sepuluh tahun to pay back.

ok enough about workplace!

after work, i headed to midvalley kerana mau ketemu rakan-rakan.

it was raining heavily then, and on a slight corner, kereta depan kereta den punya brake lights dinyalakan, maka saya pun tekanlah brake.

pastu suddenly my car started swerving left and right and left and right!!!

woi!! i thought i was going to get into an accident!!!

it was so mighty scary, i cannot explain..

dah la i was driving my kembara!

so swerving left and right was really freaky because i don't want to topple over like an upturned turtle!

eventhough that sounds really cute, but it won't look cute if it was my car that's upturned.. alhamdulillah tak la.

alhamdulillah i managed to control my car. alhamdulillah i did not panic when my car swerved out of control.

alhamdulillah i did not cause any accidents as well.

=')

good thing also, i got a gift from my friend! 

alhamdulillah. rasa ok balik =)

hehee..

the next day lak...

i walked into my office that morning. and i saw my boss and colleague looking at me in a way that, aiyo.. how to describe ek? that mischievous look sort of thing, you know? but i buat dunno je la.

and theeeennnn..

my other colleague ni datang kat i.

dia tanya saya, "apasal u itu macam? saya tada tau!"

i lagi la tak tau. i tanya la dia, apa pasal dia kan.

dia cakap "itu video u punya, kita sume sudah tengok!"

panggeling gelinggg *sound effect kaca pecah*

rupa rupanya, boss pun dah tengok..

apa tak diorang tengok i semacam pagi tu kan. 

jangan cakap la. i memang tak mampu nak tengok bos lepas tu.

bukan merajuk. i was afraid he might not take me seriously. ye la. i'm supposed to be an engineer.. tak serious langsung bila dalam video kan. 

haihh..

so my advise to you young ones.

if you plan to make youtube videos, think about the consequences you might face in future. you think you can stomach your future employers to know and watch your videos? if you insist, make your profile not related to your real name sangat la.. so if they google you, they wont find your 'other life'. ecehhh! hahaha!

but it's up to u.

oh tertinggal pulak. haritu masa tengah jog on the treadmill, i tersadung. yes. i tripped.

and then jatuh atas that board monitor thingy. orang kiri kanan tengok (kot), maka saya terus off-kan treadmill tu, took my bottle and walked away as fast as i could. malu teramat!!

oh well.

despite all the pelik-ness of these few days, i do have a lot to be grateful about.

and one thing's for sure, i have people that cares for me and of course, i thank Allah SWT for the experiences. hopefully i'll learn my lessons, and continue on trying to be a better person.

insyallah~

rasa macam nak makan popia. 

maka saya berchillpopia lah!

place: istana budaya - Secret Life of Nora. memang terbaik!

dress: Poplook

shawl: Calaqisya

outer: Kimono wrap by Calaqisya

belt: Moschino hak milik ibu yang saya kebas. woohoo!

and my favourite photo of recent

place: UTP, Teronoh - 11th Convocation

shawl: Tepi Jalan (bukan nama kedai)

top: Primark

dress: Poplook

bag: CalaMan

my dato' is so handsome! hehehehee!!

and i really can't wait for this weekend =) hope everything will go smoothly, insyallah!

ps: another weird thing.. i've blogged so frequent this week!! pelikssss!!!!!!! okbye.

wake up

Lately, one of the most discussed topics i've had (with friends, family, bf) are about freemasonry.

the other day, we watched the imaginarium of doctor parnassus.
gila siot!!
masonic symbols almost everywhere and the famous symbol, mmg hang buta la kalau tak nampak:
the triangle with one eye.

no wonder kids nowadays sgt outspoken, dressing and gaya cam americans, speaking speaking perasan americans, smoking and drinking like it's oxygen.

mind control is working la.

we have forgotten about Gaza, haven't we? the poor palestinians yg burned from the inside caused by the phosphorus gas. lupa dah? how those ppl kena missiles and all their shelter bombed? lupa?
see.

you know what starbucks stands for, yet you have urges to have a drink there. tak ingat what their people have done? i'm not saying you berdosa kalau minum sana pun. it's just that an innocent thought, or craving, means you've forgotten.

if you guys yg baca still blur2, tak paham the hell i'm talking about, then watch the arrivals ok? kalau malas nak watch, then read it up kat vigilantcitizen.com ok? just get familiar with the symbols and NWO. tak susah pun. it's freaking everywhere!

don't be fooled.
don't be a tool.

Project.

Mr X: vanakam J. eh why u look so tired?

Ms Y: biasalah. malam jumaat kan busy.

me: busy? buat apa meh?

Ms Y: ye lah. dah nak minggu kan. ada lah project.

me: project apa?

Ms Y: project kat rumah. *sigh with a loop-sided smile*

Mr X: ooooooooh. hehehe.. no wonder.

me: hehehe(gelak tak ikhlas)

a few minutes later. in the lab.

me: eh, i didnt know Ms Y ada project.

L: project apa?

me: entah la. tadi dia kata kat Mr X dia ada project. dats why dia penat. tak tau lak org logistic ada project. renovate rumah kot.

L: ish! apahal nak cakap pasal project ni! geli!

me: nape nak geli?

L: project! (cross her fingers)

me: apasal nak goodluck goodluck ni? sepak kang.

L: Ya Allah. dia project ngan husband dia la. kat katil! paham????

me: Astaghfirullah.. L, kau gatal.

God, they're weird.