Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Budak hingusan bajet cool tapi tak cool langsung

years ago, back when OU (One Utama) was still on one wing, i was a cute lanky pengawas from SMKDU. yeah you bettah be proud of me okeyh SMKDU!

anyway, then, on some weekends i would meet up with my friends there and we walk around as if we're cool or something padahal budak hingusan with greasy hair and no sense of style and of course, no DSLRs or cameras. our phones were merely nokia 3310 with polyphonic ringtones. tu pun macam bajet awesome gila.
muahahaha!! kelakar lak reminiscing my old self!

so this one fine Sunday, my friends and i did everything. we went window shopping, watched a movie, we ate, we walked, we laughed, etc etc. we usually take the whole day to chill out. which was weird, now i think about it.. OU was small then.. what da heck did we really do??
hmm..

my mom had to pick me up, usually. (thanks mom!)
and when my mom reaches the taxi stand, where i always have to meet her at, she would call and tell me as annoyed as she could possibly sound
"Ena, mama kat sini dah. cepat!"
"ok jap jap!"
"heishhh! banyak kete la! cepat!!"

with that tone of urgency and annoyance, i would always feel guilty thus i would quickly bid my goodbyes and dash asap to the taxi stand, which is at the end of the world. ok hyperbola. it's far la.

back to this one fine Sunday! after getting The Call, i was at the taxi stand looking for mom's car.
when i found it, i immediately ran towards it, opened the door, sat down, and closed the door.

then i looked at my mom.

except she wasn't my mom.
it was a chinese lady and she looked as confused as i was.

i asked her
"saya salah kereta ah?"
to which she answered with a nod with her brows raised in amazement. i think she was amazed at how i could still stay in her car and asked her a question. i was amazed too!

so i said sorry like a million times while opening the door, climbing out of the car and closed the door.
i hope she got the point. that i was sorry.

so i looked for my mom's ACTUAL car. when spotted, i ran towards it like crazy, with a crazy grin on my face (because laughing in public wasn't cool then), and when i was in the car, my mom was already laughing like crazy!
we both just laughed and laughed about it!

so yeah!

since, i always check the plate numbers before entering a car. or at least get eye contact with someone familiar in the car before i start hijacking god-knows-who's car.


teeeheee!!
peace!

75 comments:

y u y u Z u l a i k h a said...

SELAMAT LAGI.. KALAU KETE TU TAK KUNCI THEN ADA ORANG DALAM TU?? ^^

BEJAHAHA ™ said...

Okay ini kelakar. Pengajaran baik punyaa :)

tykaa said...

pena jugak kene macam kak maria kene . when i was still in primary if im not mistaken ! mase tu baru lepas balik tuisyen ,waktu malam . then terus terjah masuk kereta . then uncle tu bole tanye , "adik ni sape ? "
terus keluar kebengangan . haha xD

asybedazzle said...

teeheee. people do make mistakes :D

Aida Arisya said...

hahaha klakar laa..mengingatkn i pd kisah i bbrp mgu lps masa kat hsptl tgk arwah nenek..nk balik beria i bukak pintu kereta..siap tekan alarm ingt dah open..i tarik punya tarik pintu kete x buka...skli tgk adk2 duk gelakkan i..silap kereta..kereta i kat dpn lg..hahaha..biasa laa bawa kete abg..lupa no plte kete..nsb baik laa tuan kereta tu xde kat situ...hahaha

+yntan+ said...

haha ! cool.. kalau i..i cakap dulu kat auntie tu..psssttt..jangan bgtau org tau? keep it between us je tau ! haha!

sharashahira said...

HAHAHA.klakar la..
nasib baik kereta cina kalau kereta india..abis laaa ;)

farah farhana said...

hehe mesti at dat tyme u look so innocent hehe totally cute ;)

Fateen Insyirah said...

Hahahaha , lawak :P

wanispecky:) said...

comel giler :)

Amierah Nabillah said...

OMG OMG OMG!
sumpah kelakar gilaaaa maria! haha.
that's soooooo maria XD

Sara said...

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA


takboleh nak komen apa dah.

Maryam Fatanah said...

kak maria !! klakar gila lah ..cmne leh tersilap..adoi..malunya

zacky ~786~ said...

hahaa..~ mmg pecah perut la kn ktawa time tu..

faiqah said...

kak maria memang kelaka dri kecik la..hahaha

JULYA said...

mcm kenal je perkataan teehee 2
hehe
nasib stakat duduk je
klu masuk2 terus salam
haha

m.E.e.N said...

hahahah . kelakar laaa . sy pn ade pngalaman mcmni jugak dlu.. tapi nasib baek laa orang tu kunci pintuu.. kalau tak maluuuuu den ! ;p

alyaaboolat said...

gelak x hengat weh!hahahahazs

m.E.e.N said...

hahahah . kelakar laaa . sy pn ade pngalaman mcmni jugak dlu.. tapi nasib baek laa orang tu kunci pintuu.. kalau tak maluuuuu den ! ;p

zee ong said...

heheh..kak maghia syg ni always funny lol..BHAHAHHA..
msti awkward moment when u sat down in that chinese ladies car. heheh..i can imagine lahh. heheh..
yeahh. u shud checked the plat num first..hehehhe..

love this entry :DD

b a m b a m ' s said...

hahahhahahahhahahahhahahhahhaha...adehhhh! malu nyaaaa! =_=' teehheeee nigahiga! :P

hazlynda kushairi said...

HAHAHAHAHA i love this entry! the way you said it well, this is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo u, maria elena ;P i boleh imagine the chinese lady's face HAHAHAHA LOL. great one!

CiK GorGeouS ! said...

now, that is hallarious !! giLa Lah...thumbs up for the fooL time =)

Cik Nathrah said...

hahahah! lawak la maria nie. x dpt bygkan..

Anonymous said...

tetiba terdetik nk baca blog cik maria ni...x sangka plak cerita lawak gile...kahkahkahkahkahkah...guling2 betul la...

-Halmus Rihzan-

Mainur Hasnah said...

hahha damn funny lah...
tak pe lah mesti macam eksaited gila mak jemput..hahah gurau je

FIFIEY LYCHEE MARATION said...

hahaha........ cute enough with the innocent face to got into the wrong car. lol;D actualy the same things did happen to me last few months;( malu kannn???huhu. dalam malu boleh tergelak sakan lagi, i's totally funny!

Eyemeria said...

hey,i've done that before!ahahhaa...kes macam u itu dulu,around 5yrs ago.but now,selalu salah kereta kawan.sedap je meluru pergi kereta bmw walaupun kawan dah tunggu dalam kereta gen2 di sebelah.

Orkid Edyliyne @ OrkEd said...

(n_n)

kawan OE ada juga jadi macam ni... tapi masa tu lagi best, dia ingat bf dia... hehehe...

tapi OE tak gelakkan dia, takut OE kena balik...
sebab OE tak boleh tahan malu..
nanti tak keluar seminggu walaupun orang tersebut OE tak pernah kenal...

bestlah kak Maria boleh tanya dia balik... hehehhe...

ayin said...

hakhakhak..gelak smpai gulik2 kt lantai sbb imenjin skali scene tu ..

smlm i nmpk u kt petronas seri kembangan blkg tmn desa serdang,of course la u x knl i,i je la yg knl u kan.kua keta pink je,i trus pasan u..e eh maria la..dgn xde perasaan cik maria kua keta masuk kedai mesra then g ATM machine..pastu bila u kua i ngn hubby pakat nk lambai cm org gile nt u wat muka blur xde respon malu kek den plk huhuhu..anyway u look natural beauty without make up.tebaek dr ladang (^..^)v

Schubert Serenade said...

haha..sumpah lawak!!tp its normal ok..i pon pernah je tersalah kereta mcm tu..haha..malu tak sangat tapi rasa lawak nak gelak tu yang memang lawak gila..hehe...nasib baik kereta tu tak terus gerak..if x, NAYA je!!:))

zoe said...

kak maria, saya pun penah tersalah kereta, tapi yang best termasuk kereta kawan dan satu kelas gelakkan saya. tapi experience cm ni bukan semua orang dapat. dan kalau saje-saje nak buat pun takkan terbuat seumur hidup. so we are the gifted one! hahahaha

sue. said...

HAHAHAHA....maria..u klaka larh...haha

.nuruashia. said...

ahhaha. pity u sys..! btw, nice experienced & hope u will be more careful after this.. gotcha.. >.<

Melati said...

hahahaa ho'emjeyy! hahaa lawakkk sangat u Maria!!! Kehkehhhkeheekekehh, seyesss lawak!

Tak Suka Menaip said...

kahkahkahkah..mmg kelakar siot..hahahahah..

jessika said...

bhahahaha. hell no girl.

.::~♥ღcik angkuh yg chumelsღ♥~::. said...

when its happened to us..then we know den we have 2 b careful kan..??

mokteh said...

you are freakin' funny! haha

GemukCantik said...

maria!! u sgt gila, haha. enjoyed read

Arief Arf said...

nasib baik auntie cina, kalau laki ke apa dah lain cerita dah pulak kan.
hahaha

Anonymous said...

lawak lawak. i can already imagine ur expression time tu. hehe

Anonymous said...

hahaa.slame ni i silent reader je.
but entry ni klaka laa. ahaha.

btw,i love ur blog maghia.=)

annis said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA !
FUNNY !
=D

scha natasha said...

hehe.. lawak la kak maria :)

Anonymous said...

mariaaa dress yg u pakai pegi surprise bday utk shea tu beli dkt mana? caaantikkk! and yes this post is soo funny!

Jαnnαhツ said...

haha, i had had the same experience. when i was at my primary school. i accidentally got into another person's car which i thought to be my father's at first. but then i laughed at myself for my foolishness.

afiqah said...

hahaha. funny ;D

LyDia DeLia said...

hahahahahaha..speachless!

Nabilah said...

hahaha...same!!
sy pn msuk salah kereta ritu!malu gilaa...tp sy tak tgur like u did la.sy keluar tanpa serba salah seperti tiada apa2 yang terjadi (^o^)

nazliah.... said...

wahahah..... funny la akak..... saya pon pnah jdai cmni gak....haha.... malu x ingat la wktu tu..... rase cam nk menyorok bawah seat keta tu...nk cover malu...hehe

bella said...

hehe,,u're so funny..btw u're just too cool..hehe

nazrul ashraff said...

haha...guling gelak2..

choy!! klo ingt, mesti senyum sorg2..hee

Mira Amirudin said...

kih3! cool la u ni...i glek guling2 dah ni...huhuhu ;D

Yazmin Z said...

this is the best! i've been your silent reader but this is so funny tak tahan kena comment. i selalu salah org jugak! tapi dekat kedai and restaurants, and my dad would laugh at me too! tak pernah lagi salah naik kereta! hahahaha.

Adlan Solis said...

hahahaha..okay.this one make me laughing all out!!! hahahahaha.. tak pasal2 nak komen jugak! ;p

nasyrah ash said...

my bro did the same thing. except it was after terawih, i mcm whatthehell =.= HAHA

kkoqin03 said...

hahahahahahahahahaha

lady dayana. said...

HAHA. okay kelakar habis nii XD.

Miss Ff said...

lol!! so funny!
teringat masa time zaman skolah dulu nak pegi mall dgn kawan mintak my mom anta then my friend's mom plak amik bila nak balik. zaman still x legal utk drive

Hasyarghh said...

Funnyyyyyyyyy. Make me laugh so hard. haha

Maria Elena (Zarul) said...

To those whose had the same experience, lets not do it again!! Hehehe! (i laughed reading your stories tau!)
Thank you all for sharing ur stories n laughter here! Hik hik!! U guys are ze best!!

aenmard said...

abis cool la nih..bahahahha..

saeko_nakamura said...

hahahhahhahahha..gila2!!!=D

melon. said...

haha. this is funny.

♥ WaWa Vtec ♥ said...

OMG! happened to me too and except i didn't say a thing to chinese lady car driver. we were basically too stumped to say anything.
I think the lady was frightened if i were gonna hijacked her car or something. I mumbled an apology and ran as fast as I could to my dad's car :p

becca said...

yeah..same goes to me. i entered a wrong car which i don't even know who they are. the scary part was its a guy's car and luckily they didnt kidnapped and sell me at thai T___T

hudhud said...

hah ai pernah mcm ni jugak ! LOL ! malu ok hahaha

D Yatie said...

funny but can be dangerous too..hik3...the best way is tengok plat number..bukan kereta...hak3

Lia.Jack.Ryan said...

had the same thing happen to me, had one foot in the car and realized it wasn't my dad in the driver's seat! to make matters worst, there were a bunch of guys looking! so malu! so like u, now i make sure the plate number's correct before getting in the car. hehe.

Anonymous said...

bajet cool.otak kosong...xleh blah.

Izz Latif said...

~hakhak~
kelakar giler!!
mesty malu kan??

www.izzlatif.blogspot.com

neverletmego said...

hye salam gorgeous ,

lihat u , remind me to my bestfriend .ada iras - especially dekat mulut ..:)
miss her :(

nice to know you and your blog ..(",)

artoukgraphy said...

like this pose...

Nurmujahidah Ismail said...

ade jugak yang cmni,, adiolaa,,,