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Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Lontong + PMS

i wrote about my parents long time ago, on how they like to make up their own lyrics to songs on the radio (coz they're cool that way). and now i just realised, i am just like them too!

know the song What's My Name by Rihanna?

there's a part in the song where the lyric went
"hey boy i wanna see if you can go downtown with a girl like me"

well, the first thing i heard was
"hey boy i wanna see if you can go lontong with a girl like me"

i know lontong doesn't make sense!! but if you hear her properly, it does sound as if she was saying lontong!! kan kan kannnn?!? or am i the only one who thinks so?
demmmm..
and everytime i wanna sing that part, i'm reminded by my cute Tokmak who makes great lontong. i love you tokmak comel! =D

so okayy. i made a video agaiiinnnn~~
seriously aren't you bored of me already? hahaha!! well i discovered that more and more people are vlogging now! including our dear Hunny Madu! do check her out and support her!

now this video is made for those who aren't aware of PMS/Pre Menstrual Syndrome!
fyi, if you don't know what menstrual is, it's period. as in, girl having period. i don't want to sound inappropriate, but that's exactly it la. heee.. =B
hope you enjoy it!



before that, i know my examples are just of me "talking" to Dato', it's just that if u think about it, we usually PMS like crazy to those nearest to us! i thought of "talking" to my mom but i think it'll look rude. so yeah.
hope you can understand!

so what do you think?
did you go lontong?


ps: the scarf and inner are given from my friend! if you like it and interested to buy, you can visit her at SugarScarf!

96 comments:

boleblah (bb) said...

best!!!

Aisya J said...

HAHA me boyfran baru je kena tadi. Hamiikkk. HAHAHA :)

masshie mastura said...

haha kesian ur bf.
n about da lontong tu, i think u je pikir cmtu. hehehe.

F Hzh said...

hehhee.. vlog best!.. maria, u dah x join band lagi? lame xdgr band u buat performance.. buat la vid... :)

Anonymous said...

wah nice one.. good sharing.. keep it up...









Let click to Official BLog for Tenangsudey.

Anonymous said...

know what? time tgk expression kau masa ckap "ugly" with pointing jari telunjuk tu, aku terus teringat watak zirafah dalam Madagascar.


Mungkin expression, with big eyes and suara, agak sama for both ; u and that zirafah.


take it as a compliment tau, sbb in a good way you're such a good actress. with ur mimik muka and all.. BEST LAHHHHH!! ;D

Unknown said...

superb!

Maria Elena Zarul said...

oh gosh! laju korang!! i loike! hahahaha!! thanks korang!! memang kesian dato' but well, he understands =) alhamdulillah! haha!

zoe, tu la i dah lama tak perform. tot of jamming someday. cuma takde bandmates jeee.. =(

anon, zirafah or the badak? hahaha!! but i know who you're talking about la coz i memang inspired by african-american ladies! =D

thanks you guys!

Anonymous said...

i love that barney part ! high 5 ! xDD

sofiya miller arch said...

i wish my bf could see this. hahaha.. Maria. u just had evry scene i had wit my bf. ksian kpade mangse2 PMS ni. :)

misz jue said...

sis memang sebijik lah ..setiap kali pms pun memang macam nih..huhu..

lagi teruk word putus tu pasti ada setiap pms...naseb baik dia dah faham..huhu

btw nice video.i think ALL guys shud watch dis..really important..=)

yaya said...

it reminds me of myself.

should show this my better half and said "yow! this is how the girl behave laa.. stop calling me weirdo"..


thanks maria!

Unknown said...

LOLZ right on time, totally PMS-ing now! hahahaha.. love u maria, you're the best <3

Hidayah Sapidih said...

wah!
ure soo cool!

Nsa Adenan said...

out of 5, i have at least 3 of it kot??? eeeeeeee.. tetibe plak rase benci diri sendiri

qeYLa said...

so co0lll!

Qiel Shuk said...

part 3 itu kacak!!! hehehe. luv it! <3

Nisa Kay said...

hehehe
crazy cravings, mood swings, emotional.
hahahah i selalu rasa mcm tuh.
ahaksss..
but i selalu nak aiskrim mcd la. hahah ckit2 ajak kwn gi drive-thru :D

ehhehe
suke vid ni!! :D mmuuahhx!

Anonymous said...

no.2 punye example really suit with me la dear. makan je kojenye kalau dah pms. heee. teruk. mana tak gemok.

~fiQranZ~ said...

best...i loike....

zaimah said...

u sgt cool la :)

sarah said...

maria, u ni gila la. hahahaha i tgh buat assignment pagi2 buta, lps tu tgk ur video, i ketawa mcm org gile. haha buat lg video ye, sis! :D

Unknown said...

hahahhaa..i suka part 3 =P

Unknown said...

theehe. great elaboration anyway! i llike this video! mesra alam punya lah! ;D

12345:) said...

now that you even mentioned it, every time i heard to that song, i heard is as lontong. gosh! haha

saifuddin said...

it is just an excuse for a women to be such an a**hole. (of coz i dont mean it). but seriusly, my gf sumtimes mood dia swing when the red flag is about to come, and sometimes when the red flag come and also after the period. so, what do u expect me as a men have to node every time dia menggila.. haha.. sori meluahkan perasaan kat sni..
konklusinye..
women = unpredictable

fikree said...

hahahahahahahahahahaha!

hanabanana said...

haha so true la mariaaa! yang last tu i sukaa. hehe (:

aihanmujar said...

kalau btol2 lontong mcm ner???hahahaha

amal ismail said...

hai kak maria.. my boyf shud watch this video that you made because he seriously can't understand it at all what PMS is all about.. OMG,i love the 5th one,that you did actually cried over for the babies.. hahaha.. sometimes when i'm having my PMS,i did talking some randomly with full emotions like that.. haha.. pity my boyf,i made him panic!

Anonymous said...

waaa~sama macam my gf kalau pms. emo~ Cuma dia tak se-over your example la.

how to cope with that?belanja dia makan.hehe~
hmm~ maybe u can make video tutorial how to cope with pms girl.

tapi yang paling pelik tu bila dia period pulak dia jadi horny.pelik kan?

Unknown said...

I thought that i'm the most dangerous person during period...but u'r the worst la..haha

Tun Teja said...

u r soooo adorable...high 5

Zumar Mariah said...

Mariaaaaa kalau tengok gambar u yang ala-ala ayu..muka macam Rita Rudaini sipi2 oh. Tapi bila tengok vlog u...DANG! :P

Salamiah Endut said...

hahaha... dulu ya (untuk satu jangka masa yang sangat panjang la juga. sampai boleh cari lyric sendiri menggunakan khidmat encik gugel) kita mati mati ingat lagu MLTR; I'm gonna be around tu, instead of sebut..

"I believe I’ve found a miracle..in you"

depa pi nyanyi..

"I believe I've found AMERICA.. in you"

hahahaha

Pyka Rahmat said...

the way maria talk. hahaha cute gilaa

miss jaja said...

finger pointing..big eyes..

body!!don't have PMS!!

hahaha.. funny...
ok tetibe terasa macam u mengata i..
sbb i pms skang ni..
nak pegi cari pillow nangis skang jugak..
ok bye!

J said...

kah kah kah! cant stop laughing crazily looking at ur vid.
oh so all the above are the sympotoms of PMS, I thought I just have some sort of unmanageable stress. Haha
eventhough aku ni ex-pre med. haha
thanks elena~

BabiesMom said...

ahahha.. NICE ONE .. dear... BTW pls dun say u ugly.. u know u r BEAUTY dear.. ehehhehe

ok so ni nak kena tarik telinga BF i and WATCH ur VIDEO nie.. supaya HE UNDERSTAND IT ,.. duhhhhhhhh.. ahaha

nice one..

u rock MARIA

Nina Nazaruddin said...

i gv my bf the link of ur vid edy. now he will know why i kept asking for break off everytime i got my pms ! haha thank you maria ! :DD

Carl Samsudin said...

i like the time when u waving ur hand n do the barney's hi-5! Awesome!

fat ass said...

v super funny ! thumbs up ! ;)

FIFIEY LYCHEE MARATION said...

dem-,-..internet freaki ng slow, can't watch ur vieo clearly;(

haha, but still enjoy reading ur stories about lontonng or exactly downtown..;)

anne said...

hahaha... klakar~ but its true... guys should know this... huu... x de la lpas ni nk gduh2 lg.. :p

WunnyNiwaa said...

if i got PMS i'm moody all the way, sama macam u lah. & i started to carik pasal dgn bf hahaha kesian dorangggg :D

theblabber said...

man on the other hand have our own sindrom called IMS- Irritable Male/Man Syndrome.

Google it up! :)

Anonymous said...

Omggg, klakarnyeeeeee :)
Lover saye kene tengok nih!

Maria Elena Zarul said...

heheee!! great to know you girls have these symptoms!!

i lak kalau pms, emo memang emo, tapi asyik SLEEPY je. anytime anywhere. hahaha!!

oh TheBlabber, i know of IMS! its PMS for men! hehehe!!

THMiyoung said...

nice one~

Nik Lisa said...

agak lah. lontong. go lontong. =.= HAHA

Siti Nornadiah said...

saya pon sayang awak..more video please!

monalisa said...

i love da vid maria!!! keep it up girl.. i love ur blog so much =)

Jom Masak Channel said...

tertinggal 1 point yg penting skali...sakit perut...hohoho

Anonymous said...

Gosh, i really need to show this clip to my boyfriend. He thot and always thinks that my period works for 24 hours je & always wonder why i get superduper extra hyper whenever i had my period - yea, thats my symptom of PMS. GOODNESS im weird

mayang izati ibrahim said...

Hey Maria! entry pasal you =)

http://mayangizati.blogspot.com/2011/01/when-great-person-inspire-others.html

hihi I love your style!!!

Anonymous said...

i think the idea of the video is lame and the way u putting ur words together is extra lame..ur not even spontaneous...so boring! seriously..org bahankan ko..ni nasihat je...u making the fool out of yourself! sb ko over sgt la..i think u juz overeaching la..take it slow n cool next time ya..

[az azhari]™ said...

haha.. ade org pms la maria! :PP~~

i looooove that u r addressing to issues that everyone can relate to.. including myself!

keep rockin!

Anonymous said...

omg. so true!!!!

a.n.y.s.s said...

just luv u la maria! :)

ahmad endo said...

nicelah...hehehe

crazy_labelle said...

haha... dat so true... tp kdang2 saje je nak buat hal... haha...

by da way dato is so cute... remind me of faqir.. (cerita pisau cukur)
cara diorg gelak sama... haha...

Maria Elena Zarul said...

thanks all!!! =D
i hope your guys can understand and make necessary actions when we're pms-ing!! hehehe!!


to unknown who said im lame + not spontaneous, ok fine i am lame =)
thank you for your opinion tho.

Nuown said...

mariaaaa...ko nih mmg lawak la senah!! mengekek aku gelak.. haha...

a!Na said...

hahaha..cool babe!>.
my bf always think i'm weird especially at that time of the month..but it's natural to us girls/woman kan?.

♥ Cik Puan Pinky ♥ said...

i love that video!
im gonna follow u dear~ (^^,)

Nurulbadiah Lai said...

u r so damn cute darling hahaha..
:)

tengkuaten said...

http://tengkuaten.blogspot.com/2011/01/maria-elena-i-think-i-love-you.html

Mind to drop by. I did write a bit bout you. Thank you. ILY maria. :)

PERMAISURIMON said...

love it sumpah love it! haa akk maria ni , datin nk cubit pipi byk kali aaaaaa!tq fr sharing!

sayaidaydotcom said...

maria, i put ur video in my vivaz,eh i mean my phone,,hehe,,hope u dont mind :)

&& abaikan mereka yang tak puas hati dgn u,,diorang tak seCOOL macam u,,dats why diorang JELESSS,,haha

love ya :)

Ellya `Amirah said...

YOU RAWKS MARIA! btw, i embedded your video in my blog! hope you r okay wif that. thanks ya! www.cherrylistamelody.blogspot.com. ;)

pedulikan je org yg kutuk2 you kat you tube. u ramai fans woooo!! ramai lagi nak tgk video2 you ^^ okayyy??

FazMelati said...

Maria =))) cepatlah update blog + vlog!!! i nak tengok ni. hehhh gila boring duk umah hosmet kluar, dah rewind video u byk kali. I want moreeeee pleaseeee =)) heheeee

Aliaa Jahaya said...

oh men. just now i heard dat song! and its trueee.. i also denga die ckp LONTONGGG. AHAHAH

saidatiNur said...

the video was very funny. i think u can be a great actor. haha..

Aishah Malik said...

my bf n me hd been together for 15months but he never understands me during my pms.. nasib..

Anonymous said...

your soooo true!! hahah.. i'll get funny cravings.. pfft~ LOVE ur blog :)

Raudhah Hayy said...

kalau rasa dirimu seorang Islam, tolonglah bukak link ini dan sebarkan kpd sume http://salafus-sholih.blogspot.com/2011/01/rintihan-umat-islam.html. salam mujahadah

Fiqah Din said...

Sis Maria! Betul oh pasal PMS ni, haha lawak gila video xP

haswani said...

best gilak ada bf cm dato' tu.dato' pon best giler.giler ada gf cam akak.akak rock abes la...

mijan said...

i thought PMS tu Perhimpunan Musim Sejuk k? hahaha.. thanks for the info.. surely im more aware of 'that'.=p
p/s am i the only guy commenting on this topic?hahah

mijan said...

hey u can do quite a number of accents!thumbs up! ur southern american accent pon cool..just an idea.. why dont u do a video doing various accents.. the other day u buat british accent kan?cayalah!!!mcm hermione granger!!! n if u can include scottish accent as well..tabik u lah!=)gudluck
p/s am i the only guy commenting on this topic?lol

Dr. Fifi Foodie said...

omg.. so trueee.
i think..no scratch that..
i do! have! all those 5 styles of pms -.-" ho yeah

btw,im sharing ur vid in my blog so that my bf would understand me betta(hopefully).hope u dun mind.i cant do my own blog as i uhmm uhhh....not as creative as u are T.T sadly.

Anonymous said...

maria..sy ade tgk video ni dlm utube..tak patut betul mat saleh tu.sabar la ye.....nway...bagus sgt2 video ni..keep it up!!!...:) -emaroe-

miez areyou said...

tengah sedih tadi! bukak maria punyer tengok plak video! terus tergelak sorang2!! banyakkan lagi ek video macam nie! suke ur style!! dengan muka2..tangan2... make me feel happy seriussss!!! =)

zun said...

sis,i write entry about ur pms video and i stole ur pic for the entry..sory 4 the stolen thingy..hehe..this is my link..http://chiyokohoho.blogspot.com..^_^v

Unknown said...

salam, tq krn info yg menarik..

Unknown said...

hi maria..
1st time comment ur blog..b4 dis bc ur blog jer..btw, sgt lawak ok ur blog..

well..ur statement was vey true..and i'm totally agreed that "we usually PMS like crazy to those nearest to us!"

tp..always they(the man)dun understand..haiyoo instead mrh blik or somtimes merajuk..n ask us back..knp xmrh org len..haiyoo..if i can marah org len..i dah lm mrh..kan2?haha..

Nana S. said...

LOVE THIS ONE! haha :D

btw, you've been linked kakak ;)
http://purplewhitestripes.blogspot.com/2011/01/kuning-biru-hijau.html

Anonymous said...

plz dont cloud ppl with "negativity"...ur putting an image as muslim, but u level it underneath with ur nuisance act..plz act ur age n appearance..

DOLCEshasha said...

such a good video :)

SI MILLY'S said...

haha..always love u lah sis! :)
video superb !! ^^

FatinSuri said...

kak maria,teruskan cool anda ok! kitorg support awakk!!

Syida Fadillah said...

i had the same situation just like u! hahaha..thanks u taught me a lot :)

Dr.Senbe said...

ouch. bullseye.

miesmoshe said...

OMG! i notice the LONTONG Too!!! seriously, what did rihanna said actually..haahah

Nisa Arina said...

sis, if I may ask, why are you calling ur bf Dato'? Mula mula dlm vid ni I igt u call Dato' jutawan nak talk about business or something tauu hahaha xD

Ika Zkflee said...

this video is hilaaaarious! but SO TRUE!! i punya pms usually yg jd org lain.. i ussually talk alot, but bile pms,, i mcm,, "mm,, ,, ,, hi,, bye..." pastu muka mcm baru lps mati kucing. haahh