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Showing posts with label geli. Show all posts
Showing posts with label geli. Show all posts

Monday, July 26, 2010

oh my Boobness!

Find a common factor.
(eh, macam too mathematical.. hehe!)




from these pictures, don't you think these artists have a weird obsession with their boobs and nipples? pardon me for sounding like a pervert, but seriously, don't you think so??

ok, so you have big, round and healthy boobs and you decided that showing it to the world would make you more famous because you would be considered as a sex symbol and can pose for Playboy magazine, coz let's face it, if you're not in the magazine, you're not there yet. so you thought, since you can't be butt naked in your videos, so why not wear this kind of costumes to highlight your assets, right?
you thought, "hey, i wanna make guys drool over my sexy body and imagine me naked and i want girls to feel like if they don't have big boobs, then they're not sexy", oh another one thought for the girls, "if they don't show off their shapely boobies, then they're not sexy".
isn't it?

heh..
dunno la these hollywood minds.. trying to plant their ideas through videoclips and movies.

all i can say is, girls, don't show off your boobies because you feel it'll get you the attention you need or to feel sexy. you are just perfect the way you are!! (guys, please remind your girls that!)
whether you're a muslim or not, being sexy is just being confident. not pasting coke cans on your bra or something like that. hehehe!!

=)

Friday, February 20, 2009

Project.

Mr X: vanakam J. eh why u look so tired?

Ms Y: biasalah. malam jumaat kan busy.

me: busy? buat apa meh?

Ms Y: ye lah. dah nak minggu kan. ada lah project.

me: project apa?

Ms Y: project kat rumah. *sigh with a loop-sided smile*

Mr X: ooooooooh. hehehe.. no wonder.

me: hehehe(gelak tak ikhlas)

a few minutes later. in the lab.

me: eh, i didnt know Ms Y ada project.

L: project apa?

me: entah la. tadi dia kata kat Mr X dia ada project. dats why dia penat. tak tau lak org logistic ada project. renovate rumah kot.

L: ish! apahal nak cakap pasal project ni! geli!

me: nape nak geli?

L: project! (cross her fingers)

me: apasal nak goodluck goodluck ni? sepak kang.

L: Ya Allah. dia project ngan husband dia la. kat katil! paham????

me: Astaghfirullah.. L, kau gatal.

God, they're weird.