Thursday, July 5, 2012

sinopsis sket

assalamualaikum cikgu!

"how do we solve a problem like mariaaa~
how do you catch a cloud and pin it down
how do you find a word that means mariaaaa~
a flibbertijibbet! a wil-o'-the wisp! a clownnn!"

nyanyi nun nun dalam movie Sound of Music.

kalau aku boleh nyanyi balik kat diorang, this is how it goes. ehem.

"maria is not a mathematical problem that needs to be solved~
go to a candy shop, buy a cotton candy, pretend it's a cloud then pin it downnn
maria means white in spanissshhhhhhh
opocot mak kau! opocot mak aku! ok sentaaappppp!"


how's that!?

ok.. dah tersasar jauh dari masalah yang hendak aku sharekan di sini. motip kan aku nak "aku kau".
ok. switch to mat salleh mode!
ON!

so i'm a clumsy-one-of-a-kind girl. bertuah. serious.

after the Being Me event which was on 30th June, i went back home, and as i tweeted:
"i seriously really handsomely broke my phone into pieces"

wanna see? why am i asking?? i'm still gonna put the pics anyway. =p

BEHOLD!! MY MASTERPIECE!

look at how the cracks seem to mesmerise us.. look and you can see the many acute angles connecting one another forming...magic...
beautiful.
truly, the artist must be one heck of a person!

why, that's ME!

tepuk tangan sikit uolls! hhahahahahahahaha... ha.. ha.. ha.. ='(

iphone ni agak gangsta gak rupanya. it was still functioning really well. but to unlock or slide up down left and right, memang dapat cuts on precious fingers. 

honestly la kan. i wasn't even sad.
i was sad about the amount of money that had to go with it for repairing. but i was relieved that it was broken. gave me a few days as an excuse to leave the internet world.

the phone, i realise, has been the biggest form of distraction in my life.
instagram, twitter, facebook, game apps, picture editting apps, 9gag, safari - gosh!!
it's taking away my soul from living in the present.
seriously.

now memang la all this internet stuff ada banyak benefits gak, but focus people. focus.
it's something that internet has taken us away from.

while my phone was sent for repair, i was using an old nokia phone. senang sket. but because i didn't have whatsapp, i macam lost touch sket ngan work and friends.
hoho

anyway, i got it back good as new 2 days ago. 
and yesterday, i broke it again. AHAKKKKKKSS!!


not as bad as the first time. 
and i'm too lazy to change the screen again.
so biarlah. ahaks kahaks kahaks!

iolls wanna congratulate iolls coz iolls memang terbaik!!
terbaik dari ladang kopi!!
iolls loike!

haha!

before i end this noob post about myself, i wanna say thank you to all of you who saw me on the hijabista magazine =B
i actually kept it a secret since april. lama kan? 
i was nervous about it, but i read and i'm ok now. hehe! 
it's nothing to be proud of, frankly. i rasa very biasa. i still wanna go to Palestine and meet Lauren Booth =') in sha Allah..
so uolls can just relax k? apasal i suruh korang lak relax ek? haha! 
but seriously, thank you for acknowledging me =')

to all you peeps yang keep asking me "kak maria, takde video baru ke?"
well, apa salahnya dari tanya i that question, turn it into a doa. for example:

"Ya Allah, berikan lah maria elena yang awesome tu masa dan inspirasi untuk membuahkan video yang boleh memberi kebaikan kepada ku dan sesiapa yang menonton video2 nya"
amin =)

hehe!
ok! now can end this noob post!

sekian.
salam.

ps: "how do we hold a moonbeam in you hand~~" tanya nun nun nyanyi to which i shall answer "what for?"

80 comments:

Siti Shaera Salleh said...

ya Allah -_-
2 kali pecah ???
kelasss kau Maghia .

Natasha said...

huhuhuhu
kite clumsy gakk
dat's y ta leh na pkai hp canggih2..
)=

miss jijie said...

aiyohhhhhh! aiyooohhhhhh!!!!

Nisa Kay said...

kak maria... buy an android then..
android tak mudha pecah mcm iphone.
proved in a drop test done by the mat salleh in youtube, heheheh

P/S : my galaxy S2 dah dua tiga kali jatuh alhamdulillah tak pecah lagi :')

:)

nini said...

adoiiii...saya plak rasa sedih tgk henset tu macam tu =(

tak pe jodoh ngan phone lain kot...=D

MIA H. said...

about being the biggest fom of distraction.

has taken us away.

indeed, KAK MARIA!
sgt sgt sgt setuju.
and technology does make us to connect without face to face which, memg totally akan buat kita rase malas nak kluar, face the people right?

merepek dah aku ni. XD

Aisyah Lee said...

yg kali kedua tu agknya sbb pe ye? terduduk ats hp ke pe? huu

Fndy said...

nice betul casing iphone tu. kah kah kah

Rasidah Ahmad said...

duit lagi kan....alahai guna henpon dulu2 lagi selamat..kene campak pun steady jek...hehehe





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JennY said...

ergh!!!
seram!!

«-°[§nºw.ªngè£]°-» said...

ouch ! tp seriously, mmg distracting kn ade smartphones neh.
so bile hilang kejap, cam bru realize bnde di sekeliling kite.kekeke~
tp Ya Allah ! pecah smpai 2x ! isk isk isk~

abby said...

ada hikmah tu, hehe.. :)

dulu akak pkai android, mmg tahan lasak..byk kali dah tercampak, terjatuh, saje2 campak (huhu) still ok lagi..then sesaje gatai nk tukar iphone, tp haih, letak pun baik2 je..

p/s br je tgk maria kt radiusite promo video, boleh tak nk ckp maghia comel :)

dayangredzuan said...

kak maghia..
kite dah rosakkan 4 biji phone..semuanya screen pecah..n now..pakai enset nokia yang ade torch light..

sy beli hijabista sbb ade muka kak maghia

faiz fakhirin said...

fuyoooo....Buat main baling anak kucing ker.

CiK GorGeouS ! said...

kak maghia..siLa guna 3310, jatuh kat tiLes pon, tiLe yang pecah rabak..

duit tak meLayang yaww :)

eZmALiZa said...

now jelas terbukti bila dalam youtube dorg kata iphone mudah pecah. now i see it true... huhu...kak maria, pakai S3 la... hehehe..nampak besttt :)

FyFy said...

pakai android tahan sket utk si gadis lasak :D

~~su manje~~~ said...

salam kenal dari sumanje sis..
kalau sudi singgah...thanks

Kim hakim said...

haha... kak pakai s2 ke yg ade screen lebih baik dan tahan lasak.. :)

Boni JLL3 said...

ganasnya awak ni..hahaha

onie said...

mak aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, clap clap clap clap ,ekekke

AmirahSM said...

oh myyyyy, kak mariaaa! hahaha. ayway, gune la samsung..best ape, lebih kurang je ;)

eyjalukman said...

ya Allah kak maria , dhsyatnyaa phone kak maria jd cm tu . it must been really artistic person who can crack the phone become like that . hehe :P anyway kak maria , take care :)

Zaira Fadzil said...

hahaha ganas gila u sampai pecah 2 kaliiii xD

Izzah Ab Aziz said...

same with me. -_-''

Faqihah Husni said...

Ganas juga kak Maria ni! Hahaha

datin muaz said...

Senyum ah !! :)

datin muaz said...

Senyum ah !! :)

datin muaz said...

Senyum ah !! :)

laskar pelangi said...

ganasnyaaaa kak mariaaa..Hihihi =D

Cik tikah said...

serius ganas! hahahaha

nurdani said...

lebih kurang 5 handphone pecah, retak seribu, speaker problem, er lain2. kali ni, guna nokia biasa je. nak pakai smartphone? jangan harap. sebab takut rosak lagi. haha

cikdidasyuhada said...

Ganas ko maghia..! Hahaha..

Azham Vosovic said...

Sy doakan Maria tak jatuhkan iPhone dan barangan elektronik lg lepas ni heheheheheh

Captain Jet said...

Did it get run over by a trailer/truck or something?
Or iPhone is just too fragile??

ainwaheeda said...

sayangnya.. rindu nk guna handphone cap ayam.. baling anjing pun boleh mati .. steady jer..

fadyxc said...

hm...mine also iphone3...have been crash on the floor at least 4-5x..but only the part yg unprotected bercalar. and none of the phone function rosak. u tak pakai screen protector kot hehe. wear protector guys, front and back is equally important..it simple as that:) but maybe jugak la your phone crash much higher than mine

Daya Aziz said...

senang pecah , beli mahal plak kann. sayangnya kak maria ,

miszlalieto myra said...

terbaaaeeeeekkk la kak !
hehe

jannatul said...

yo!! sis... don't be clumsy again la... ish2... ni mesti phone tu ganaZZ mcm tuan dia.. hihihihi... =P

syitah said...

she is gentle
she is wild
she's a riddle
she's a child
she's a headache
she's an angel
she's a girl!!

the bestest choice of song to describe you :)

love the movie!

balqisfz said...

kak, memang terbaik. hehe. gune jela yang ade tu kak. syg wo. hee

my second book said...

cik maghia lebih baik anda beli nokia 3310 haha

keli menari said...

Hadoi..Kalau kali ketiga baru pi repair kot..

Nik Camelia Al Haded said...

WITH HANDS LIKE YOU. YOU SHOULD USE NOKIA LUMIA. ITS POLYCARBONATED i think. BALIK ANJING KONPEM TAKKAN PECAH. hardcore as TUKUL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jf1fRu9YgfE

watch the video.its the prove of my saying.

apricot pie said...

well..enough said.how it could be like that??grr..pegang hp mahal kowt..careless ye cik maria.haha..iphone tu.i nak beli fikir beribu kali..sygnya.!

✿Lady Ainaa✿ said...

Ya Allah syg!! hati2 lepas nie.. handphone mahal tu.. scary ena tgok.. huhuhuhu... "be careful, dont put fon in pocket during u in the toilet"...hehehe

Datin Tuu said...

apa la dah kak maria buat ni !!! DUA KALI ok DUA KALI!!! its..PECAH weyh~ haha style u kak. if me, trs offline kot.

Siti Aniza said...

kak maria ni ganas betul

Zharif Azis said...

wow still boleh hidup walaupon dah patah seribu mcm tu ? mengkagumkan O,O

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Hawa said...

Salam akak..maghia..ktew...
Kitew rase tepon tu kena tukaq tangan dah..heheheh
bab sini lahh...ape kate kak maghia buat contest edisi maghia da great hard die fan..quiz..hadiah utama handphone tu okay gak

nurul said...

oohh,i just broke mine too,3 days ago.padahal baru beli last week :'( retak seribu mcm tulah,exactly!
the phone is covered with high quality screen protector,yet it isn't able to prevent the LCD from broken. it only helps us to slide up down left and right with non-severe cuts on fingers ;)
how much it costs you to replace the screen? my throw,RM200 :(

keyboardkecik said...

lompat si katak lompat

E H J said...

woahhhh!! awesome crack u had there kak maria.. i used to crack my bb too.. grrr.. now pun in the hp hospital went for surgery.. haha

Rini Hastuti said...

omg Mariaaaaa :D

steffany daph said...

ok. phone tu mmg dahsyat. better take care baik2 ni. kena juga, dah dia mahal2 kan.

Siti Zinnirah said...

Salam kak maria..

ooo... simpan iphone dalam poket ye? bahaye2,pakai blackberry jela..hehe

aswadz said...

my wife also broke her phone a week ago.

Nas Lie Yan T said...

Assalamualaikum Maria.

undefined user said...

pergh kak maria...why u so ganas aaa?? :)

safiah sokher said...

GREAT JOB!

Ahaks.Use old nokia phone,3100 better.Haha

syazwanimohd said...

kak maghiaaaa!!! klau i jdi u, msti pengsan dah, tgok iphone jadi camtu . isy, die ni.

Huzniey Saad said...

amboi kak maghia ni ganas sangat kot sampai pecah tak nampak rupa dah. kahkah

Riekablogspot.com said...

Mengerikan ketika saya melihat iphone anda :(
salam kenal :)

Aliff Haikal said...

HAHA jatuh dan rosak skrin lagi ? amboii sungguh ganas ye maria elena sekarang ! :D

Panda Mata Lebam said...

Woot! I laughed hard while reading ze story of your fine art skillz babe! Hahahaaaaa!!! XD NOT BAD, GANGSTAHHH

ELeEa said...

OMG!

Cik Anis said...

follow sini.jom follow balik :)

FrH said...

hello.

i bought hijabista sbb u jadik cover huahuahua.
maka sila jawab soklan i .. kat mana repair screen ipong yg pecah tu & how much it cost? becoz i just broke mine .. huhu.

tq in advance.

hazirah naim said...

ka maria, i broke mine tooo tp not thst msjor macam u.. How much did u get that fixed?

annadzirah said...

kakak, tukar pada samsung lah..
my S2 dah banyak kali gila jatuh tapi alhamdulillah selamat sampai sekarang..
sesuai untuk orang clumsy macam kita. =.='

lisa mj said...

maria...i pun dah experienced arituh..oh mmg sangat sadis..i terus campak kat tempat kaki kereta tu..pastuh betulkan...terus pakai cover flip..hohoho..tp still function ok sangat even dah jatuh...

http://ellisathul.blogspot.com/2012/07/lcd-iphone4-pecah.html

Fatin Pidrus said...

the question is. how did it break? serious nmpk mcm hancur..

Syarifah Nornazrah Al Yahya said...

perggh, pecah seribu. huhuhu. kena jaga betul2 la my HOX. huhu

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pink lady said...

2 kali pecah...huhuhu sayang nye..baru2 nie en.suami sy 'pecahkan' screen ipad dia..lebih kurang teruk jugak cm kak maria nye yg 1st tu..hihihi tp smpai skrg xrepair..huhh biar je dulu selagi bertahan sbb still boleh function..hihihi

zahidzuhri said...

Please buy NOKIA 3310 Maria!! =p

anith said...

i broke my iphone's screen jugak, last year but yeah still running as usual! :D

pakai for a few weeks ! dengan macho nya!

Insan Biasa said...

kak saya jumpa link ini untuk phone akak tuh ...
mana tahu boleh solve problem ;)
http://www.youtube.com/user/phonedoctors?v=bTvYVBFL31g&feature=pyv