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assalamualaikum cikgu!

"how do we solve a problem like mariaaa~

how do you catch a cloud and pin it down

how do you find a word that means mariaaaa~

a flibbertijibbet! a wil-o'-the wisp! a clownnn!"

nyanyi nun nun dalam movie Sound of Music.

kalau aku boleh nyanyi balik kat diorang, this is how it goes. ehem.

"maria is not a mathematical problem that needs to be solved~

go to a candy shop, buy a cotton candy, pretend it's a cloud then pin it downnn

maria means white in spanissshhhhhhh

opocot mak kau! opocot mak aku! ok sentaaappppp!"

how's that!?

ok.. dah tersasar jauh dari masalah yang hendak aku sharekan di sini. motip kan aku nak "aku kau".

ok. switch to mat salleh mode!

ON!

so i'm a clumsy-one-of-a-kind girl. bertuah. serious.

after the Being Me event which was on 30th June, i went back home, and as i tweeted:

"i seriously really handsomely broke my phone into pieces"

wanna see? why am i asking?? i'm still gonna put the pics anyway. =p

BEHOLD!! MY MASTERPIECE!

look at how the cracks seem to mesmerise us.. look and you can see the many acute angles connecting one another forming...magic...

beautiful.

truly, the artist must be one heck of a person!

why, that's ME!

tepuk tangan sikit uolls! hhahahahahahahaha... ha.. ha.. ha.. ='(

iphone ni agak gangsta gak rupanya. it was still functioning really well. but to unlock or slide up down left and right, memang dapat cuts on precious fingers. 

honestly la kan. i wasn't even sad.

i was sad about the amount of money that had to go with it for repairing. but i was relieved that it was broken. gave me a few days as an excuse to leave the internet world.

the phone, i realise, has been the biggest form of distraction in my life.

instagram, twitter, facebook, game apps, picture editting apps, 9gag, safari - gosh!!

it's taking away my soul from living in the present.

seriously.

now memang la all this internet stuff ada banyak benefits gak, but focus people. focus.

it's something that internet has taken us away from.

while my phone was sent for repair, i was using an old nokia phone. senang sket. but because i didn't have whatsapp, i macam lost touch sket ngan work and friends.

hoho

anyway, i got it back good as new 2 days ago. 

and yesterday, i broke it again. AHAKKKKKKSS!!

not as bad as the first time. 

and i'm too lazy to change the screen again.

so biarlah. ahaks kahaks kahaks!

iolls wanna congratulate iolls coz iolls memang terbaik!!

terbaik dari ladang kopi!!

iolls loike!

haha!

before i end this noob post about myself, i wanna say thank you to all of you who saw me on the hijabista magazine =B

i actually kept it a secret since april. lama kan? 

i was nervous about it, but i read and i'm ok now. hehe! 

it's nothing to be proud of, frankly. i rasa very biasa. i still wanna go to Palestine and meet Lauren Booth =') in sha Allah..

so uolls can just relax k? apasal i suruh korang lak relax ek? haha! 

but seriously, thank you for acknowledging me =')

to all you peeps yang keep asking me "kak maria, takde video baru ke?"

well, apa salahnya dari tanya i that question, turn it into a doa. for example:

"Ya Allah, berikan lah maria elena yang awesome tu masa dan inspirasi untuk membuahkan video yang boleh memberi kebaikan kepada ku dan sesiapa yang menonton video2 nya"

amin =)

hehe!

ok! now can end this noob post!

sekian.

salam.

ps: "how do we hold a moonbeam in you hand~~" tanya nun nun nyanyi to which i shall answer "what for?"