how to conquer your inner Hulk when you're driving!

i saw road rage the yesterday.

this dirty-shabby-dark-blue-Hyundai car took over a shining-shimmering-splendid-Mercedes Benz at a sharp corner a.k.a selekoh tajam.

u can imagine la what happened after.

the merc kejar si hyundai, and i saw the two cars zig-zagged on the highway. the merc cocok si hyundai tu, sampai i lak rasa cam nak nangis. is it the hyundai's fault for overtaking the merc at the corner? mind you, it was not done dangerously. does it hurt so much to be overtaken by a shabby dirty car while yours is as silver as Harry Potter's patronus (it's a silver doe, in case you're not a HP fan)?

just because the merc is a bigger and more expensive car than the hyundai..
merc tu la noob..
tak reti take a sharp corner..

but then, even i have a terrible temper when im driving.

kalau ada kereta nak potong i, and they didn't signal; when the traffic light is turning red when i'm about to pass it; when i want to cut lanes but there're motors in between the lane; blablablabla, i will become Hulk-ish. and it ain't pretty! however, i think i've made progress. i am less Hulk-ish now. How?

here are some TIPS on how to DEAL with raging temper when YOU'RE driving!!

1. instead of flicking your middle finger, make a PEACE sign instead!
2. when you're about to finish the word "BAB...", quickly finish it as "BABA DAN NYONYAAA!!!" it'll make you think of melaka's lovely food! mmmm.. asam pedas...
3. when you're about to finish the word "BOD..", finish it with "BODY KU HOOOOOTTTTTT!!" and insyallah it will become hot! you know what they say: Law Of Attraction! say it and believe it. it will happen! hehe!
4. when you feel like cocoking a car from behind, dig your nose instead! it'll give you the satisfaction of koreking the dirt out your nose thus you'll have cleaner nostrils! or you can rub your eyes, scratch your head or bite your nails. those work too!
5. if 1,2,3 and 4 doesn't work for you, then sing-along to the song on the radio!  
6. if none of the above works, think of this then:

taken from Google Image

how's that? hope it helps!

try to control your temper when you're driving, ok friends? you don't like it when others do it to you, so then don't do it to others la. karma~
we all wanna live just another day. so drive carefully and PEACE!

ps: sorry the picture is kinda obscene, but hey, you did get distracted! hahahahahahahaha!! =p