Tips Tackle Pompuan!

meh meh

i wanna teach you how to tackle a girl!

1. squat kat tepi jalan, best if u do it where loads of people walk i.e. bus station, depan 7eleven, etc etc

2. ketatkan bibir, and suck the air hence making that kissing-tak-ikhlas sound when a girl of your choice passes by

3. when she turns to look, or happen to look where you are squating, sila cakap berikut:

"assalamualaikum, kalau tak jawab dosa, kalau jawab sayang"

so there!

hope this helps!

oh oh, this is strictly for those yang tidak mahu settle masalah sosial sendiri dan tiada kerja lain.