Friday, April 9, 2010

Tips Tackle Pompuan!

meh meh

i wanna teach you how to tackle a girl!

1. squat kat tepi jalan, best if u do it where loads of people walk i.e. bus station, depan 7eleven, etc etc
2. ketatkan bibir, and suck the air hence making that kissing-tak-ikhlas sound when a girl of your choice passes by
3. when she turns to look, or happen to look where you are squating, sila cakap berikut:
"assalamualaikum, kalau tak jawab dosa, kalau jawab sayang"
so there!
hope this helps!


oh oh, this is strictly for those yang tidak mahu settle masalah sosial sendiri dan tiada kerja lain.

2 comments:

ask said...

it works.
=p

.m.e. said...

it does kan.
i kan terror bab tackle babes.
=p