Friday, April 9, 2010

Tips Tackle Pompuan!

meh meh

i wanna teach you how to tackle a girl!

1. squat kat tepi jalan, best if u do it where loads of people walk i.e. bus station, depan 7eleven, etc etc
2. ketatkan bibir, and suck the air hence making that kissing-tak-ikhlas sound when a girl of your choice passes by
3. when she turns to look, or happen to look where you are squating, sila cakap berikut:
"assalamualaikum, kalau tak jawab dosa, kalau jawab sayang"
so there!
hope this helps!

oh oh, this is strictly for those yang tidak mahu settle masalah sosial sendiri dan tiada kerja lain.


ask said...

it works.

.m.e. said...

it does kan.
i kan terror bab tackle babes.