Tuesday, June 16, 2009

get it?

okay, yesterday tasha told a me a joke.
umm.. tak ingat sangat but like this la:
a 10 year old girl sat on santa's lap.
santa asked wat she wanted for christmas.
she said she wants barbie and g.i.joe.
santa said "barbie comes with ken".
she said "no, she comes with g.i.joe and she fakes it with ken".


so tasha, this was wat went through my head. i know u didnt ask for it, but heck, i nak cite gak! =p

ok, i kinda laughed but i think tasha kinda knew i was fake-laughing coz i didnt quite understand.
head: bukan barbie, g.i.joe & ken are plastics? maka they're fake?

then tasha repeated da part where barbie comes with g.i.joe and fakes it with ken.
head: kenapa dia fake ngan ken je? ngan g.i.joe tak fake?

then again, tasha stressed da comes part.
"barbie CUMS with g.i.joe! she FAKES it with ken! C.U.M.?(she spelled it out for my better understanding)"
maria gelak tidak ikhlas di sini again.
head: wat da hell is cums??

so i asked wat does cums mean?

tasha dengan stressnya menjawab, with volume as loud as a speakerboxx..
"she GETS ORGASMS with G.I.JOE and she FAKES HER ORGASMS with KEN!!"

in my defense! i have no idea wat cum means!!!
sorry tasha.
jangan marah.
=B

7 comments:

Adreen Nordin said...

sengal innocent maria.

Maria said...

oh oh! plus tasha said it was a 10 year old. mana la i tau si 10 year old boleh pk ntahpape. kan?

Merissa K. said...

hee. 10 year olds nowadays pandai google!

LOL.

but maya, seeing your reaction was even funnier than the joke itself. hehe

Elena said...

*gasp*

you didn't know?

*gasp* Haha.

.rusydiah. said...

gawddd. this is funneeyyyy.LOL
especially the last part where, 'tasha dengan stressnya menjawab, with volume as loud as a speakerboxx..'
hahahaha XD

merah1 said...

baca sampai habis entry baru faham joke tuh, if u didn't expalin...memang sama lah kita...blur =)

Emira Darmia said...

tasha : u salah bg joke dekat org la tasha...suppost joke tu dekat kak ika...kehkehkeh...