With Love

now, i have been patient for quite some time now when it comes to ugly comments from anonymous'.

but today, i think i'm going to just have fun with these anonymous.

can ah? can ah?

if cannot, so what. i'm gonna do it anyway.

hehehe!

ok so this one is from my recent post: Mathematics.

*ehem*

so first, this Anonymous apparently doesn't like me 'talking' in English. i don't remember talking in my post Mathematics.. but oh well. i get what he/she trying to say. basically English bugs the crap out of him/her to the point he/she had to call me stupid.

oh then he/she called me destroyer of language, maria eleBURITna. Maria Eleburitna. hmmm.. seriously, is that the best you can do? for a rude anonymous, you sure have no skills at name calling. did you just discover the word? do you even know what it means? it's not even hurtful. i laughed my ass off when i saw that because

1. it's not even catchy!!! you can't even call me that when you see me. right? "hey you're maria elebu..?" it's even too long to finish! hahaha! call me maria ozawa, and yes, i will feel offended. but maria elewatnow? hahahah!

2. i somehow sense that this person is trying to be the next Obefiend. but oh dear, your effort is good, but just because you throw some ugly word in between a name, doesn't mean you can be him. Obefiend doesn't even have to curse but you can feel how ugly it meant. now that's skill.

and there's another 1! well my grammar isn't that good. i don't have any recollection of me telling anyone or even writing it here that i had PhD in English. i know you have PhD, but you don't have to show it off. that's very KG.COM, if you know what that means. which i highly doubt because i think you don't understand anything i wrote anyway.

hahahahaha!

oh wait waittttt! there's moreeee!!

now this comment came from my post Chit Chat.

referring to the first comment, this particular anonymous (which i assume to be the same person as above), is really really hating on English! he/she seems to refer English as language of Dajjal.

i'm not backing up English, but i'm backing up on education. i don't know if this person goes to school or not.. because now, everywhere in our country, maths and science is in english, both in promary and secondary school. college and university, well, everything is in english except malay studies.

so..

i feel bad for you.. but since you're so good at bloghopping, and even using internet! then you should be clever enough to go to youtube and try learn english from there. and then maybe your name calling skills can be brushed up. now that's an idea right!

oh then he/she talks about my shawl and my dignity. honestly, i've been called arrogant most of my life as a first impression, but never bimbo (gedik), which is why i find this somehow flattering. so thank you la for acknowledging that! but of my shawl and my dignity, thanks for the advice but maybe you should give me a picture of you so that i can use that as a reference on how to wear shawl and take care of my dignity. what say you?

hahahahahha!!

i have to admit! at first i was actually pissed when i saw these comments. but then, all i had to do was smirk, and everything seemed funny.

i imagined this person waking up in the morning and thinking "ok today i will hate on...ummm.. english speaking bloggers! and i shall call them burit! woohoo!!". 

translate: pagi ini saya nak benci.. umm.. blogger yang boleh bercakap bahasa inggeris/dajjal! dan saya mahu panggil mereka burit sebab saya baru je belajar perkataan itu semalam di sekolah noob saya!"

or

"ugh i'm so angry!! i want to hate on someone! i want to let go all of my hate on maria!! because she's so awesome!!"

translate: ugh marah nya saya! saya nak benci seseorang! saya nak lepaskan kebencian ini kepada maria! sebab dia sangat awesome dan saya pun nak awesome macam beliau!!"

hahahahahha!!

sorry for being narcissistic + sarcastic there. can't help it!

i hope you anonymous feel honoured with this post. i never do this for anyone! oh and i made this whole post in english SPECIALLY for you! 

so drop a comment ok? oh wait.

YOU CAN'T! haahahhhahahah!!!

peace.

=)

ps: rather than you do this cursing here and there, why don;t you take the wudu' and pray to calm you down? didn't think of that, did you? teeheheee!